<p>Michael Phelps has raced in 5 events so far. He has won 5 gold medals and broken 5 world records. Is this guy even human? Anyway, there are three more to go and I hope he sweeps.</p>
<p>you notice they haven’t shown Phelps’ dad on tv yet (or at least i haven’t seen phelp’s dad on tv yet). that probably means he’s a fish, who’s trying to avoid the media spotlight so that the media won’t realize the phelps has an unfair competitive advantage (having a fish for a dad). thus phelps is probably a half man half fish, so i would call him a manfish.</p>