<p>heh well WUSTL would be a terrific option, but I'd have to life off-campus. They can take that offer and shove it up thier prestigious anus.</p>
<p>On a more positive note, UChi guarantees housing and has some great options. I like residential colleges. They're kind of a big deal to me.</p>
<p>Maybe if I get a Loop Loft I'll give WashU a chance, but I'll have to be rejected by Wes first.</p>