<p>You're Dartmouth College!
Having been compared to the Jolly Green Giant, you are worth more than a hill of beans. You value your privacy more than most, and have had several important challenges to this that went in your favor. You didn't start the fire, but you're certainly not above running around it. You recently overcame a huge hypocrisy in your approach to life. Your favorite type of dictionary is Webster's.</p>
<p>You're Emory University!
You've been an intrepid explorer at times, sometimes going it alone in places that seemed remote. But there is method in your madness, and really method in almost everything you do. You're very thin, and some have even called you skeletal. While you make claims about being undefeatable in games, people like to point out that it's just because you refuse to play. People have come to you looking for Stonehenge, but this is a mere semantic mistake.</p>
<p>You're the University of Chicago!
A bit stuffy and pretentious, you definitely think you're superior to most of those around you. At the same time, you live in a terrible part of town and have even gone through a rather large Goth phase. Instead of trying to resolve these conflicts in a social setting, you prefer to hole up on your own and study the roots of the issues. Your basement is rather unsafe, and in your backyard you have a little gravestone marked "Fun".</p>
<p>You're Duke University!
With an affinity for unpronounceable Polish names and mischievous mayhem, you are quite focused on hardwood floors. If this all sounds like a bizarre combination of things to you, just blame it on the beer. Despite your ability to party and play, you have also garnered a reputation for intelligence that you're not sure you deserve. Still, all this makes you feel like royalty, even if you haven't been drinking. Though you like going to your chapel, you really hate other chapels.</p>
<p>"you have also garnered a reputation for intelligence that you're not sure you deserve"
That is sooo me. People always say how smart they think I am, but I'm not always so sure, lol.</p>
<p>You're Harvard University!
You're stuck up beyond all possible comparison, but at the same time, most of the world agrees with your lofty opinion of yourself. You've worked tirelessly to establish your reputation, and now that seems to be most all you care about. With that reputation, you've been able to draw talent to you like a magnet, and that's helped propel you even further in life in an upward spiral. While much of you is actually beautiful, you can be really ugly when you're talking about science.</p>
<p>You're Cornell University!
Sometimes it can take days for people to find you, but many would say you're worth getting lost for. Several of them make jokes about you being gorgeous that you can't quite determine whether they are serious or at your expense. Though you aspire to great things, you're also willing to run a hotel as a fallback. People associate you with a controversial part of the West, but this really is just a case of mistaken identity. Your favorite author is Kurt Vonnegut.</p>
<p>You're Columbia University!
Somewhat rough and tumble, you're looking for the lion's share of whatever you can get your hands on. You feel utterly surrounded by chaos and noise, but at the same time have access to a good deal of culture and influence. In this chaotic setting, you attempt to be a bastion of relative calm. You adore staircases and once expressed a desire to paint your roof green.</p>
<p>You're Boston College!
Deeply rooted in your stern religious upbringing, you likely grew up poor but humble. Since then, you've been able to move out of the city and into the suburbs, while managing to acquire a fair bit of funding along the way. Pulling yourself up by your bootstraps has given you more than a feeling, but all you want is to have your peace of mind. You always used to get Golden Eagle passes that enabled you to visit every National Park</p>
<p>You're Clatsop Community College!
While you seem to offer a bit of an opportunity to some, hanging out with you for any length of time can be depressing drudgery. Your heart appears to be in the right place, but sometimes you can be vicious to those who would stand to gain the most from your generosity. You were especially vicious in 1991. You love the Lewis and Clark expedition and absurdly wide rivers. But more than anything, you are fascinated by the process of welding.</p>
<p>You're the University of California, Berkeley!
A true hippy, you really wish you could spend the rest of your life in the 1960's. It's not that you haven't been able to settle down and be quite successful, but you yearn for the days of agitation and revolution. You're fond of the old comic Bloom County, as well as the more recent Outland. The rest of your life looks like a struggle between your prestige and your radical nature. You really like those cheap Sathers candies.</p>
<p>You're Washington University in St. Louis!
Though you once wanted to go to a seminary, you've grown slowly out of this aspiration. You had a friend named Eliot in the old days, but he's recently rebuffed you. All this conflict has stifled your creativity to the point that people get you mixed up with most anyone in the crowd. Yet you've somehow managed to convince the people that really matter that you're amazing. While those who know you best start chanting "over-rated" in your direction, you try to rest knowing that you've established yourself. Brick by brick.</p>
<p>You're the University of Cambridge!
You see yourself as noble, and someone who could even win prizes for nobility. Your family has long been cynical of mystical explanations for things, and embraced Newtonian physics and Darwinian evolution long before much of the world. But you still won't let go of your faith in medieval-era hierarchies. You find wooden spoons to be shameful, and have no objections to minor acts of vandalism. While you've moved away from ministers, you don't mind the Ministry of Silly Walks.</p>
<p>You're Stanford University!
You survived tragedy, then scorn, to rise to the top of your potential. Though someone on the East coast added insult to your injury, you've come back to be the best of the West. Now you've come so far from your setbacks that many complain you are simply too happy and couldn't possibly be sincere. After all, you do spend far too much time in the sun. Though some complain that you're not meaningful, you're just trying to prove that you could really Stanford something.</p>
<p>You're Tulane University!
In the old days, you used to cheer for waves as they crashed on the beach. Now, you've just been crushed by them. There are many regrets that go along with this process, but now you're hoping for many happy returns. After all you've been through, it's tough convincing people that you're safe to hang out with, but you like to remind them of your aspirations to be a doctor. You want to save people, but first you have to save yourself.</p>
<p>You're Northwestern University!
As a major landowner, you've always objected to paying property taxes. While some of the property you own is on shaky ground, much of it has quite a view. Your views on many things end up being public information, and you aspire to be the main source for people's information and news. You are an admirer of all things Greek, especially ancient Greek, and this helps propel your belief that you are better than those you choose to associate with. You are a rock, but not an island.</p>
<p>You're Columbia University!
Somewhat rough and tumble, you're looking for the lion's share of whatever you can get your hands on. You feel utterly surrounded by chaos and noise, but at the same time have access to a good deal of culture and influence. In this chaotic setting, you attempt to be a bastion of relative calm. You adore staircases and once expressed a desire to paint your roof green.</p>
<p>You're Columbia University!
Somewhat rough and tumble, you're looking for the lion's share of whatever you can get your hands on. You feel utterly surrounded by chaos and noise, but at the same time have access to a good deal of culture and influence. In this chaotic setting, you attempt to be a bastion of relative calm. You adore staircases and once expressed a desire to paint your roof green.</p>
<p>You're the Massachusetts Institute of Technology!
People have often said about you that the odds are good, but the goods are odd. You're definitely good at knowing what the odds are in any situation, even if you might have trouble expressing what they are to a crowd of people. You see the whole world in numbers and have even argued that it might be beneficial to replace peoples' names with numbers in all situations. It would seem that you are odd after all. But brilliant. You make a serious effort to never go outside.</p>
<p>You're the University of California, Los Angeles!
While you maintain that entertainment is more important than politics, you've always had just a bit of a chip on your shoulder about being south of the best. But you carry so many similarities to your friend in the north that you try not to think about it too much of the time. Had you been around for the Trojan War, you would have fought on the side of Odysseus. You really used to be unstoppable on the basketball court, but that feels like forever ago. No matter what, you always have something brewin'.</p>