<p>You're the Massachusetts Institute of Technology!
People have often said about you that the odds are good, but the goods are odd. You're definitely good at knowing what the odds are in any situation, even if you might have trouble expressing what they are to a crowd of people. You see the whole world in numbers and have even argued that it might be beneficial to replace peoples' names with numbers in all situations. It would seem that you are odd after all. But brilliant. You make a serious effort to never go outside.</p>
<p>You're the California Institute of Technology!
You are seen by many as a constantly rising star, but with the amount of work on your plate, you're afraid of becoming a shooting star as well. Sometimes you take your bottled-up aggression out on pumpkins, or those younger than you, or even just bottle it up in rockets. Though you aren't much for the opera, Wagner can wake you up in any situation. While many people view you as a Martian, you might be responsible for putting a human on Mars some day.</p>
<p>You're Vanderbilt University!
You come from old money, and many have even argued ill-gotten gains. This bedrock of dubious wealth upon which you sit makes privilege a natural position for you, even though you're surrounded by a buffer of backwoods poverty. This makes you gnash your teeth a bit, while some vilify you. Also vilified is your pursuit of a career in pharmaceuticals. Your favorite computer was a Commodore.</p>
<p>You're Bowdoin College!
Though you say you thrive under the sun, you tend to actually prefer snow. Lots and lots of snow. You're a big Civil War buff, and like to imagine yourself having influence at that time of history. Known for being quite a cook, you've also been known to hit the bottle on more than one occasion. After all, there's not much else to do in all that snow. You love those December Coke commercials.</p>
<p>What is funny is that this is the complete opposite of me...I hate snow...I've had enough of the civil war from 9th grade and enough sloosh or whatever that bacon grease stuff is called...I hate to cook...and December Coke commercials? What!? haha</p>
<p>You're the University of Bologna!
Taking great pride in being the first on your block, you have often been seen as a leader in your community. Though often called upon to lead and even make statements, your posture is terrible. You think there's nothing funny about that, though you do find some comedy divine. Though you have an excellent overall reputation, there are those who think you're full of baloney.</p>
<p>***?</p>
<p>You're Lehigh University</p>
<p>With an affection for industry, you're considered a rather technical person. Even though this background has steeled you to life, you have a tendency to root for the Packers. Almost everyone you know is a doctor, and you sometimes take them along in your mountain-climbing forays. Your favorite Christmas carol is "Oh Little Town of Bethlehem". Every French person you ever met thought you were somehow inebriated.</p>
<p>I want to see Duke, and what they say about tobacco.</p>
<p>My first try was completely off.</p>
<p>You're Boston College!
Deeply rooted in your stern religious upbringing, you likely grew up poor but humble. Since then, you've been able to move out of the city and into the suburbs, while managing to acquire a fair bit of funding along the way. Pulling yourself up by your bootstraps has given you more than a feeling, but all you want is to have your peace of mind. You always used to get Golden Eagle passes that enabled you to visit every National Park.</p>
<p>The next one was a tiny bit more like me, I guess...but not really.</p>
<p>You're Harvey Mudd College!
You're a geek and you don't really care who knows about it. You probably built battery-operated cars in grade school with the help of only a straight edge and a piece of paper. You may have even actually worn the legendary pocket protector, which most people only think is something somehow associated with dorkiness. You love hanging out in really cool places and being utterly uncool. Your name is mud.</p>
<p>These quizzes are completely random...
I said I though positively of liberals, and then it gave me a conservative religious background...</p>
<p>
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These quizzes are completely random...
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There are 128 possible colleges, and so they ask 7 binary questions. The questions are apparently randomly chosen at each level.</p>
<p>You're Davidson College!
You love your mama, Jesus, and America too. But rather than finding yourself in free-fall, you've been on the rise lately, as people have flocked to see you. Of all the wars that have been fought, you felt the Revolutionary War was most justified. Cherish is a word you use to describe all the feelings you have deep inside. If you were a book, it would be Charlotte's Web.</p>
<p>You're Columbia University
Somewhat rough and tumble, you're looking for the lion's
share of whatever you can get your hands on. You feel utterly surrounded
by chaos and noise, but at the same time have access to a good deal of
culture and influence. In this chaotic setting, you attempt to be a
bastion of relative calm. You adore staircases and once expressed a
desire to paint your roof green.<br>
Definetly right about me!!!!!!!</p>
<p>You're the University of Bologna!
Taking great pride in being the first on your block, you have often been seen as a leader in your community. Though often called upon to lead and even make statements, your posture is terrible. You think there's nothing funny about that, though you do find some comedy divine. Though you have an excellent overall reputation, there are those who think you're full of baloney.</p>
<p>this is horrible...the last question in a certain assortment is "He shoots..."
and if you click "He runs away..." it takes you to Kent State.</p>
<p>thats horrible but funny as hell</p>
<p>You're the University of Chicago!
A bit stuffy and pretentious, you definitely think you're superior to most of those around you. At the same time, you live in a terrible part of town and have even gone through a rather large Goth phase. Instead of trying to resolve these conflicts in a social setting, you prefer to hole up on your own and study the roots of the issues. Your basement is rather unsafe, and in your backyard you have a little gravestone marked "Fun".</p>
<p>This couldn't have been any more accurate</p>
<p>It seems random to me... There are 128 possible colleges and 7 questions, and so each sequence of question answers is associated with one possible college (2**7 = 128). Let T=the top answer and B=the bottom answer....</p>
<p>The first question is where your name falls in alpha order. If you answer T, then you are in the first half of the alphabet. If you answer B, then you are in the last half. If your total sequence is TBBBBBB, then you are Berkeley. If your total sequence is BBBBBBB, then you are UNC. On the other hand, some of the later questions seem to relate to the actual answer. I've spent too much time on this. :)</p>
<p>You're Columbia University!
Somewhat rough and tumble, you're looking for the lion's share of whatever you can get your hands on. You feel utterly surrounded by chaos and noise, but at the same time have access to a good deal of culture and influence. In this chaotic setting, you attempt to be a bastion of relative calm. You adore staircases and once expressed a desire to paint your roof green.</p>
<p>You're Williams College!
Some people find you to be overly trivial, but you think they're just jealous of how much trivial knowledge you've amassed. While you do tend to win Trivial Pursuit, you also spend time reading "Garfield". This eclectic mix is pleasing to you and you like to dress up in robes to further display your tendency for the bizarre. Still, you are fabulously wealthy and admired. You are at higher risk than anyone else for mad-cow disease.</p>
<p>Ironically, because of my first answer (letter from the second half of the alphabet), it was impossible to get the college I'll actually be going to (Dartmouth), but Williams is actually pretty close.</p>
<p>I like how when it asks you if you like protests and you put yes, it gives you UC Berkeley, but if you put no, it gives you UCLA.</p>
<p>I guess they assigned each college a number from 1 to 128 and then made the questions fit the college, but the questions at the beginning of the sequence are pretty random. Did I mention I had spent too much time on this?</p>
<p>You're Duke University!</p>
<p>With an affinity for unpronounceable Polish names and mischievous mayhem, you are quite focused on hardwood floors. If this all sounds like a bizarre combination of things to you, just blame it on the beer. Despite your ability to party and play, you have also garnered a reputation for intelligence that you're not sure you deserve. Still, all this makes you feel like royalty, even if you haven't been drinking. Though you like going to your chapel, you really hate other chapels.</p>