For Kicks and Giggles

<p>I applied to Duke, not UNC But
You're the University of North Carolina!
Well well well. You made your idea of building a city on the hill public before just about anyone else. And since you were stuck to one place for a seemingly endless period of time, you're not above ramming other people off of it. Though he's been retired for ages, you still buy Jordans to put on your feet. You have nothing against the duchess, but you simply cannot stand the duke.</p>

<p>Some of the blurbs are really cute. The one for Bowdoin College says "You're a big Civil War buff" because one of the early presidents of the college was Joshua Chamberlain who was a hero at Little Round Top at Gettysburg. The one for Emory says "You're very thin, and some have even called you skeletal. While you make claims about being undefeatable in games, people like to point out that it's just because you refuse to play." because the unofficial school mascot is a anatomy skeleton from bio lab, and the football team is undefeated since 1836 (they don't have a football team). Somebody spent alot of time on this.</p>

<p>You're Bowdoin College!
Though you say you thrive under the sun, you tend to actually prefer snow. Lots and lots of snow. You're a big Civil War buff, and like to imagine yourself having influence at that time of history. Known for being quite a cook, you've also been known to hit the bottle on more than one occasion. After all, there's not much else to do in all that snow. You love those December Coke commercials.</p>

<p>I do love to cook - but don't drink at all :) and no snow so far this winter....I'm lucky I even know how to pronounce the name ...</p>

<p>no snow in PA!?</p>

<p>You're columbia University!</p>

<p>Somewhat rough and tumble, you're looking for the lion's
share of whatever you can get your hands on. You feel utterly surrounded
by chaos and noise, but at the same time have access to a good deal of
culture and influence. In this chaotic setting, you attempt to be a
bastion of relative calm. You adore staircases and once expressed a
desire to paint your roof green.</p>

<p>You're Johns Hopkins University!
Considered to be competitive to the point of conniving, you are fierce in your aspirations. At the same time, it's hard to be a fierce doctor, and yet that's probably where you're going with all this. You're quite proud of your lawn, as well as your ability to objectively examine things. Even you can admit that you're a bit crabby much of the time. No one can explain why you have an extra S in your name.</p>

<p>You're Pomona College!
Though you appear to radiate happiness in all directions, some have a difficult time determining how much of that is sincere and how much can be directly traced back to some sort of artificial medium. In either case, your sunny outlook is crossed by a muffled addiction to making puns. So while you remain pretty happy, those around you seem almost obsessed with groaning. While many see 42 as the answer to everything, you prefer 47. You have an undying affinity for the Cadbury Fruit and Nut candy bar.</p>

<p>You're the University of Phoenix!
A fan of Harry Potter and underperforming sports teams, you make allusions to coming back from enormous adversity. Yet when most folks look at you, they still can't help but see ashes. You don't mind being a laughingstock, however, as long as you can make some money and try to help others do the same. Sometimes people confuse your message with that of e-mail spammers. Much to their dismay, you also have nothing whatsoever to do with Arizona.</p>

<p>PS
i think the title of this thread is a bit off</p>

<p>a different 4-lettered word and giggles</p>

<p>this is creepy...</p>

<p>lollipop, we're the same. :D</p>

<p>columbia definitely seems to be the most common one given out</p>

<p>^^ unfortunately. i don't really like it there cause it's in the city...</p>

<p>..."a different 4-lettered word and giggles"...</p>

<p>actually it's a 5 lettered word here - add an "S" to the end...</p>

<p>You're Brown University!
Though you have the most boring name imaginable, you are known for some incredibly funky and unpredictable moves. Above all, you avoid making judgments at all costs, sometimes going so far as to believe that everything is relative. Though you claim to require nothing specific from people for them to spend time with you, you do expect them to be smart and to have good handwriting. Though you hastily hesitate to really define "smart" or "good".</p>

<p>You're Harvard University!
You're stuck up beyond all possible comparison, but at the same time, most of the world agrees with your lofty opinion of yourself. You've worked tirelessly to establish your reputation, and now that seems to be most all you care about. With that reputation, you've been able to draw talent to you like a magnet, and that's helped propel you even further in life in an upward spiral. While much of you is actually beautiful, you can be really ugly when you're talking about science.</p>

<p>heh uhhh... the part about science was right!</p>

<p>You're Columbia University!
Somewhat rough and tumble, you're looking for the lion's share of whatever you can get your hands on. You feel utterly surrounded by chaos and noise, but at the same time have access to a good deal of culture and influence. In this chaotic setting, you attempt to be a bastion of relative calm. You adore staircases and once expressed a desire to paint your roof green.</p>

<p>You're the University of Paris!
With an acute memory and many things to remember, you are seen as one who has seen it all. At the same time, there are blacked out periods of time in your recollection, some of the not even that long ago, that you could swear never even existed. While this makes you somewhat unreliable, you certainly must still be regarded as smart. You're a bit of a firebrand and have been known to rail against the establishment. Now you feel like you could name 13 separate parts of your personality.</p>

<p>You're the University of Dublin, Trinity College!
Though your youth contained long periods of personal and
religious struggle, you've been able to smooth things out and have calmed
down a lot with your community. While you used to virulently champion your
independence from the state, you now recognize the great benefits you can
derive from cooperating with it. You can still be a little rebellious,
though, and been mistaken for a major character in "The Matrix". The three
men you admire most are your father, son, and the holy ghost.</p>

<p>i did it once and got smith--but it felt NOT RIGHT, so i tried again and got trinity. woohoo! :)</p>

<p>i especially love the last sentence.</p>

<p>You're the Juilliard School!
With a fantastic reputation and a flair for physical performance, you are one of the most envied of people in your peer group. It could even be said that you are without peer. At the same time, you're rather overly dramatic, and this causes many to find you emotionally exhausting and rather full of yourself. Even music can stress you out. No matter what you end up doing with your time, people will want to watch.</p>

<p>sadly... there's no way I could get in :'-(</p>

<p>You're Columbia University!
Somewhat rough and tumble, you're looking for the lion's share of whatever you can get your hands on. You feel utterly surrounded by chaos and noise, but at the same time have access to a good deal of culture and influence. In this chaotic setting, you attempt to be a bastion of relative calm. You adore staircases and
once expressed a desire to paint your roof green.</p>

<p>Very first try: Cooper Union
Second try: Boston College
Third try: University of Illinois
Fourth try: UC San Diego
Fifth try: Fordham University
Finally, after 6 tries, I get my dream college.</p>

<p>Sorbonne...</p>

<p>You're the University of Paris!
With an acute memory and many things to remember, you are seen as one who has seen it all. At the same time, there are blacked out periods of time in your recollection, some of the not even that long ago, that you could swear never even existed. While this makes you somewhat unreliable, you certainly must still be regarded as smart. You're a bit of a firebrand and have been known to rail against the establishment. Now you feel like you could name 13 separate parts of your personality.</p>

<p>You're the City College of New York!
Emerging from an area of difficulty and hardship, you have risen to be a leader and champion for diversity. Though you have egalitarian motives, your surroundings are still derisive and often difficult. And while you claim to be small, you're actually much larger than you seem. You speak several languages. For inexplicable reasons, you love escalators.</p>

<p>@ __ @ It's frighteningly accurate.</p>