From the prestigious Nick Zhao/ or notorious if you like

<p>Honestly, what stat should you half so that WUSTL won't put you on the waitlist and directly reject you? Too many ****ing acceptance makes me feel so minuscule in the sea dominated by sharks. Here is what I believe one should have in order to be that EXCEPTIONAL applicants (Yes) ... to be rejected right way (unfortunate but outstanding).</p>

<p>SAT: Lower than 1600 (NEW!)
GPA: Lower than 3.0
EC: Help the Cripps and Bloods to sell narcotics (really bad for even a community college).
Teacher Recommendation: He/She stinks, tell that on the reject letter.
Legacy: Enemy to the Dean of Admissions
Class Loads: Independent studies, art classes, and of course PEs.
Residency: Illegal immigrant.
More?: You are welcome to.</p>

<p>By the way, I got accepted to Notre Dame, UChicago, and Cal which made my day.</p>

<p>Speaking english would help.</p>

<p>word. how the hell did you get accepted to Chicago and Notre Dame?</p>