<p>you love to smile</p>
<p>I take a 45 minute shower every day</p>
<p>You are gay.</p>
<p>I am thinking about taking out a student loan JUST TO BUY CLOTHES...</p>
<p>you are homosexual</p>
<p>i dont like gay people</p>
<p>You are a Republican.</p>
<p>(How does that make me a homosexual?)</p>
<p>I hate studying Calculus...</p>
<p>you're human</p>
<p>( how am i gay for taking long showers?)</p>
<p>I love the concept of math..i just don't like doing a lot of it...</p>
<p>You are my father.</p>
<p>(Because Jack from Will and Grace also likes to take long showers. It was a reference from that show. But you wouldn't watch that...)</p>
<p>I wish I were better at photography...</p>
<p>you are gay</p>
<p>i like to laugh</p>
<p>You are afflicted with "kuru", the laughing disease... which, I am sorry to report, leads to fatal hilarity. (And no, I am not kidding. Google it.)</p>
<p>I am familiar with obscure diseases.</p>
<p>You watch too much tv</p>
<p>I get mad at people very easily.</p>
<p>You are my mother.</p>
<p>I hate my "best" friend, but I still hang out with her...</p>
<p>You're me!</p>
<p>I absolutely cannot get off the computer and do my homework.</p>
<p>your a senior</p>
<p>i cant stand waiting..it kills me...no patience</p>
<p>You're a normal American.</p>
<p>I watch Big Brother.</p>
<p>you have ADD, and a certain disease that could be called "homophobia," often related to any one or more of the following deathly ailments: casual-racism, sexism, xenophobia, bigotry, mindless patriotism, anti-semitism, ageism, and ethnocentrism, among others.</p>
<p>but whatever.</p>
<p>i cannot tolerate sheed's intolerance</p>
<p>
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I watch Big Brother.
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<p>you're an escapist</p>
<p>You are smart.</p>
<p>I like driving long distances...</p>
<p>You like being in control.</p>
<p>I am looking forward to the day I get to move out.</p>
<p>You are independent.</p>
<p>I get tired very easily...</p>
<p>you have narcolepsy.</p>
<p>i obsessively read baby name blogs, and i have the social security top 100 baby name list memorized, and i have already named my first eight children.</p>
<p>you are a pedophile</p>
<p>i exercise and eat right but still do not lose weight</p>
<p>you are a female</p>
<p>i loathe writing essays</p>