I believe you are totally wrong about Modern, and at the extreme end of any bell curve of pizza opinion. But de gustibus non est disputandum.
Here’s other opinion overwhelmingly at odds with your taste: https://www.google.com/search?site=&source=hp&ei=PoK9VMiqOYnVavHlgIgM&q=modern+apizza+review&oq=&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.1.0.35i39l3.0.0.0.4673.2.1.1.0.0.0.0.0…0.0.msedr…0…1c…61.mobile-gws-hp…1.1.26.3.f9l8KG1L7dk
To get into the weeds on this, Modern is closer to Sally’s than Pepe’s in crust --thinner. And many apizza mavens believe that Pepe’s has debased its brand by opening other outlets.
Modern is modern in the sense that it opened in the 30s rather than the 20s.