<p>abort the baby i s'pose</p>
<p>would you rather be a capitalist who owns a rich factory, but whose workers are are conspiring to assasinate you or a worker in a utopian socialist system factory where everyone gets along really well, but where there isn't enough to go around?</p>
<p>stuff to consider: good'ol maxim "it's better to have loved and lost to have never loved at all."</p>
<p>Capaitalist</p>
<p>would you rather.....be born an average man, perfectly happy with your life....wife kids....everyone loves you for you........or be born a rich man with everything money can buy....but without real love (i.e. ppl love you for your money) and a feeling of insecurity about your own personality?</p>
<p>average man.</p>
<p>would you rather be a hideous, healthy slim person, or an extermely atrractive, unhealthy fat person?(let's pretend this is possible)</p>
<p>stuff to consider: being fat and ugly are both fixable, but plastic surgery or pounds of extra skin, which is grosser to you?</p>
<p>Healthy person. The extra skin would always be there. I cant think of anything to do w/ it.</p>
<p>Would you rather kill your best friend or CC (for some of you, they are the same)?</p>
<p>die CC DIE..heh</p>
<p>would you rather be sodomized by a bunch of rabid eunuchs or appear on Oprah?</p>
<p>Oprah. At least I would be able to sit down before I killed myself.</p>
<p>Would you rather drop a cinder block on your foot or pee on an electric fence?</p>
<p>cinder block.
in the spirit of incredibly painful questions...
would you rather slide naked down a firemans pole covered in tacs
OR
dive head first off a fifteen foot diving board ino an empty pool?</p>
<p>dive off a fifteen foot diving board into an empty pool. It'd be a fast and painless death. The other one, I'd have to suffer embarrassment and lots of pain beofre i died.</p>
<p>Would you rather do jocelyn wildenstein(sp) once or eat macdonalds everyday for the rest of your life with every meal supersized?</p>
<p>do jocelyn. i love cats!
would you rather
melon ball your left eye out
OR
drive two spikes into your knee caps?</p>
<p>AHH gotta go with the knee caps </p>
<p>would you rather never ever visit cc or never ever visit google?</p>
<p>"do jocelyn. i love cats!"</p>
<p>aren't you a girl? The first and only time i saw this freak's face was on a magazine. I almost puked. Can't believe anyone chose this thing.</p>
<p>never ever visit cc. No offense to cc, but google has a lot more invaluable info than cc does.</p>
<p>well i was being facetious...</p>
<p>hmmm yeah...would you rather be eaten by spider monkies in a isolated cave in far away zanzibar or be attacked by a raptor like in jurassic park (which is pretty cool i might add).</p>
<p>Things to freakin consider: You know wat a spider monkey is...and youve seen the awesome movie jurassic park</p>
<p>raptor.....jurassic park sucked</p>
<p>for tennis guys....would you rather...do Maria Sharapova...or...do Anna Kournikova</p>
<p>things to consider: Maria would be loud in bed....Anna's put on some pounds since she's been outta the tennis business...</p>
<p>maria...
maria's average, but kournikova is a serious fug. She's UGLY with a capital U.</p>
<p>Would you rather go on the dr. phil show and admit your most embarrassing secret or be one of the "geeks" on the reality show "beauty and the geeks?"</p>
<p>stuff to consider: how embarrassing is your most embarrassing secret?</p>
<p>Man, that is like the ultimate "would you rather."</p>
<p>must be an Oedipus fan</p>
<p>or an elektra fan. give oedipus some credit, he "unknowingly" did it with his mommy dearest after he killed his thieving father.</p>
<p>uhh.. thats a toughie.. i guess id disown my parents or something (can anyone think of a better solution? i cant...)</p>
<p>would u rather go back in time or go into the future?</p>
<p>back in time...</p>
<p>if you had the choice...would you rather cure AIDS for the entire world...or...(hypothetically)....cure cancer solely for your dying mother.</p>