Funny (as in whimsical) Story (anecdote)

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>Last night, I had lamb with tons of garlic on it for dinner.
This morning I woke up, and I had tasted garlic in my mouth while I was asleep, and I was like "*** is wrong with my nose/mouth???? >:P"
I eventually realized that it was a skunk that had released a stinkbomb underneath my house. Somehow, it made ALL OF MY CLOTHES SMELL LIKE SKUNK.
I got to school and put my coat in my locker, and eventually the whole hallway smelled like skunk as did all of my classrooms.</p>

<p>It was bad. I sprayed axe all over my stuff once I found some in the gym, and it helped a little. When I got home, my porch still smelled so bad that I gagged. omg</p>

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<p>this exact thing has happened to me before, only it was my dog that got “skunked.”
i wanted to die the whole day. my throat got sore from smelling myself haha</p>

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<p>haha. It was terrible, but still funny I guess</p>

<p>Someone was like “I think there was a skunk beneath the school”</p>

<p>Someone else was like “Oh my god! That was [my name]??”</p>

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<p>hahah i was in fifth grade, but i was so embarrassed. i couldn’t handle that if it happened to me in high school! never again.</p>

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<p>lol it would have been bad except that it was totally not my fault. stupid j****** skunk</p>

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<p>exact same here, thanks family dog. and skunk.</p>

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<p>What a coincidence, last night I dreamed I ate Elmo, except he was covered in cow’s blood.</p>

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<p>I would imagine he would be covered in Oscar the Grouch’s blood. He’s seemed suspiciously different lately ;O</p>

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<p>No way. Oscar the Grouch is the best guy on that crime-ridden street.
It’s definitely cow blood. Or the tears of puppies.</p>