Funny Awkward Roommate Stories

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<p>I have just a few funny and awkward roommate stories and just wanted to share them and see if anyone else had some.</p>

<p>I've had a total of 4 roommates and have had some funny/ awkward moments with all of them. </p>

<p>My first semester I had a 3 person room. One of my roommates only stayed two weeks because he got sick and had to go home. In those 2 weeks we had become when he told me he was leaving I was doing homework and thought he just meant he was going out of the room so I just said "See ya have a good time." That was pretty awkward. </p>

<p>The roommate who replaced him was pretty chill but we weren't that close but he was a major sleep-talker. My favorite sleep quote for him was one night he just sat up and shouted "Stone Carrots!" then was knocked out. Also one of my friends and his girlfriend walked in one night while he had just got out of the shower, they had never met... I felt bad about that one...</p>

<p>My other roommate and I were great friends, but had our awkward moments. One day I walked in to him watching Rugrats on Netflix. IDK that was just awkward for me because we are both offensive linemen in college. He is 6'3 285 and a major partier/ tough guy so that was the last thing I expected him to be watching. He was also sleep-talker. My favorite sleep quote for him "I didn't drink the skim milk. I really, really didn't." All while giggling like a little girl... He also says that one night while I was sleeping I sat up and said "Man I gotta take a ****!" then preceded to rip a huge fart...</p>

<p>My current roommate, I swear he has sleep turrets some of the things he says really scare me.
Often times when I'm taking a nap I'll wake up to him asking a question (he asks me questions 24/7) and I'll answer only to realize he was on the phone with his girlfriend.
Yesterday I was doing homework and my desk doesn't face the door but I heard him walk in.
Me: What's up bud
Him: Hey babe
I turned around like wth is the matter with you, he had just called his girlfriend haha.
Today
We had just got done with our morning workout he had just got out of the shower and I was getting ready to go into the shower. I went over to my dresser and got out some underwear came back over to my bed and there was already underwear on it. Thinking I had gone crazy I took a pair back to my dresser then realized he had set his on my bed while he was drying off before he put them on (we wear the same brand and size apparently). By this time I had already mixed them and have no idea whose is whose so I'm not even sure I'm wearing my own underwear...
I know this was long and pointless but these are some of my funny roommate stories and I just wanted to see what others had.</p>

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<p>lol thats funny, my roommate and i are like totally not mutual, we are cool but we dont stuff together or those roommate type things. one time he walked in on my having sex. he randomly walks in ( not the rude type of way) and scares the **** out of me, i face away from the door at my desk most times. most of the awks moments are when the girls are leaving when either of us are done sexing it.</p>

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<p>one time my roommate sleepwalked and i was partially awake, but awoken after that. anyways, i hear a thump on my bed and see someone kind of bending over leaning against my bed, and it’s my roommate who btw has long hair and it was covered all over her face like the grudge girl and then that freaked me out for a sec and then she wears my flip flops that were there and proceeds to walk out the door and down the hall still sleepwalking and then comes back like 10 min later sans shoes still with the hair over her face and starts walking toward me but then goes back into bed. i saw later see that my shoes were in this other girl’s room who lives in our hall…</p>

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<p>Oh, I’ve been waiting to tell this story.
So one day I was lying in bed, sick, with really awful period cramps (sorry guys). My roommate was very sympathetic but had to leave for class. While she left, I went to open a can of soup and somehow cut my thumb open, bleeding profusely, but I quickly wrapped it up and got to a hospital.</p>

<p>I sent my boyfriend back to my room to see if he could clean up the mess, if there was any. My roommate was there, who didn’t know what happened. My boyfriend said something like “huh, I thought there’d be more blood” and my roommate was like “ummm that’s really not how it works…”</p>

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<p>I just died at rebeccar’s story xD</p>

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<p>I walked into the room one time to find my roommate watching Rugrats on Netflix (I guess a lot of people do that in college?), eating jelly straight of the jar, and coloring a picture of a dinosaur. </p>

<p>Oh, and this one relates to my neighbor, not my roommate (although she and I both had a good laugh over it): Our neighbor was from somewhere in the Caribbean, which we initially thought was pretty cool. For whatever reason, though, she would occasionally bring out these massive a$$ drums and pound on them all through the night. Scared the hell out of us the first time that happened!</p>