<p>Post the funniest jokes you've heard in class. I'll start it off...</p>
<p>My English teacher (first day on the job straight out of college) was trying to fix her Smart Board and blurted out "This isn't big enough" and about 5 guys in my class (including me) yelled "That's what she said". My teacher called in sick the next day.</p>
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<p>Thats not even funny.</p>
<p>but stupid quotes aren’t always funny.</p>
<p>Mine are all kinda sexual, school jokes are…very sexual or racial, maybe that’s just my friends. Blue waffle? Ewwwwww. Or dead baby jokes I keep hearing but they’re so terrible, like…no. I’m kinda afraid to say something, lately it’s Precious quotes “No one will love you like I do PRECIOUS!!! NO ONE!” just randomly said in passing.</p>
<p>Ok…</p>
<p>in my geometry class, we took a “Group Quiz” where people could work together for a portion of the class. when some of the students asked her why we can’t do those more often, this was her response:</p>
<p>“yes i know it was fun and everything, but it was a one time thing. we can’t be doing that every week”</p>
<p>i will allow the rest to be filled in</p>
<p>One time we were playing the pen!s game and then our english teacher joined in. That was a little weird lol</p>
<p>Edit: Wow, they block out pen!s…</p>