<p>"I guess your parents must have abused you as children, because you don't know what an ice cream cone is -- much less find the volume inside of one."</p>
<p>-multivariable calc prof</p>
<p>today in lit while discussing the cat's role in ethan frome and comparing cats and dogs: "dogs are just like feed me, give me a bed, and i'll do whatever you want"</p>
<p>then kid in the back of the room, very quietly: "thats what she said"</p>
<p>i almost DIED from trying not to laugh but i think i was the only one who heard :/</p>
<p>Background: At my college the English department's policy is that there are no grades written on English papers. You only get a final grade.</p>
<p>This is from my gothic lit class:</p>
<p>English student: So, do you, like, keep our grades in a gradebook or something and just not tell us?</p>
<p>English prof: Yes, I write them in blood and have them tattooed on my a*s.</p>
<p>LOL tattooed that is funny.</p>