Funny SAT Stories

<p>Had some bad food for breakfast. During the break, I sprinted to the bathroom and felt like dying.</p>

<p>Moral of the story: don't eat food that you're not used to when you take your exam...sigh</p>

<p>during the Psats in my school, there was this one proctor that kinda allowed for us to cheat...from wut i heard, he was really laid back and everything...he was basically like "allright guys...this is the practice sats...so its no big deal...but if ur gonna talk during the test...just make it a whisper so u don't distract the others allright?" a lotta my friends in that room ended up with 220+ since they split up the work and helped each other out...its pretty illegal...but no one really cared lol...</p>

<p>i had a retard desk that was at a 20 degree elevation so my pencils kept rolling off. my proctor was a f****** retard and didnt know how to read a clock (she gave us 3 extra minutes for 1 section and cut us short 2 minutes for another). the girl behind me kept sniffling; i had to plug my ears with my fingers. Some dudes phone kept going off.</p>

<p>not a pleasant experience</p>

<p>i didn't get tired throughout the test....which is a good thing.
but on the other hand
i'm retarded...which is a bad thing.</p>

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<p>your mucus runs down your nose because you are looking down.</p>

<p>why don't you stuff some tissues into your nose?
and breathe through you mouth
that's what i'd do</p>

<p>haha k1zuna i can picture someone sitting right next to me with a tissue in each nose just filling in bubbles lol</p>

<p>Ok...so I wasn't dressed in layers. The air condition was on and my stomach started growling (diarrhea). I went to the restroom, lifted the seat cover, sat down, except I was sitting on my shirt. So some brown stuff got skinned on the bottom of the shirt. I did change though..it was just hard to get back into the room and get my spare T. And then I didn't play basketball later that day :(.</p>

<p>In my friends room, a girl was so nervous that when the test was handed out, she threw up, barely making it to the trash can. She left after that.</p>

<p>this kid came in late with his hair all disheveled, then he finished the essay realy quickly and fell asleep. i was like wth, and then he farted reallllly loud in his sleep and woke himself up, and his fart was so loud he scared himself up and knocked all the papers onto the floor and he looked so confused it was hilarious</p>

<p>haha. i got in a car accident on the way to the SAT. this fag in his pt cruiser changed lanes right into me! we pulled over and exchanged info and i was super upset...i showed up 5 minutes late but still got to take it. i was so stressed out, it was ****ty.</p>

<p>We had finished filling in our names and the school code, etc., and the proctor was in the middle of the official SAT spiel ("This is the SAT, there will be 25 minute sections, 20 minute sections, and a 10 minute section...") when all of a sudden this girl (apparently) noticed the date on the board and shouted "Oh MY GOD! Today is the FIFTH?! Are you serious? Oh my god! That's what I wrote on all of my papers yesterday...they're all labeled wrong!"
Proctor: "All right. Today Is the fifth." We all kind of stared at the girl, like SHUT UP; let's just get this over with.
The proctor tried to do more spiel-ing and five seconds later the girl was like, "I am SO confused this week! I must have mixed up my calendar or something, because I got some of the dates wrong last week, too! Thank goodness it's almost the end of school, right?"
Proctor: "Okay....."
Girl: "So are we going to get started for real soon? I just want to get this over with!"
So did we!</p>

<p>the guy next to me worked on wrong sections throughout the whole test. lol. that's clearly cheating. The thing is, he finished the first section late, and spent the next section working on first, the next working on the previous and so on. The proctor was walking around every desk and rows... and he glanced at the guy (who was busily tapping on his calculator during the verbal section)... i thought, ok, there's gon be some drama here... but then the proctor just walks past by. lol. what a retard. and the funny thing is, the proctor is our school director.</p>

<p>but the thing is, since you can potentially doing any of the 3 sections at any time, its hard to catch it just by glimpsing at it. cause the proctor probably just figured his test had the math at that time</p>

<p>My stomach grumbled all through time where proctor was reading out the instructions. I was so embarrassed. I was literally in a room in the middle. No one could have missed where the grumbling came from.</p>

<p>Some girl in my room tried to use her picture in her yearbook as an ID. Pandemonium ensued... not really, but it was funny.</p>

<p>It's not that funny, but one of my friend told me this.
There was a guy who took the SAT and when the test was over,
he asked "Is it true that they exchange SAT scores with ACT scores if I pay some money?" to the proctor and the proctor said, seriously, "Well... I don't know" and the other guy said "Sure they do."</p>

<p>In the middle of the test, I started getting a terrible runny nose. So I pulled some Kleenex out of my pocket, blew my nose, and stuffed it back in (I didn't want to waste valuable time throwing it in the trashcan :P ). The proctor lady runs up to me and says, in an accusatory tone, "What did you just pull out of your pocket!?!?"
"Um...a tissue..."</p>

<p>this one time i got the second easiest math question wrong because i'm blind!
agh</p>

<p>edit: oh and funny AP story, my first AP was on tuesday. I started off by filling all the multiple choice in on the wrong page - me: <em>hmm, why dont the numbers match up, that's dumb</em> - and then, at the very end of the test, with maybe five minutes to go, i got a nice bloody nose >_<
good times</p>

<p>oh and the proctor at the end of the test - "oh, hm, it says 'you may never discuss multiple choice questions or answers with anyone'. that's weird. i guess just don't talk about them when i can hear you."</p>

<p>I was in the American Consulate center in 12/2006. They didn't allow any food and you had to use the drinking water provided. It was really irritating :( :( :(. No phones allowed, no SHARPENERS allowed. And then this girl jumped to the next section and the proctor came up and threatened to cancel her scores and made her erase anything she wrote for that section :O Also, my stomach was growling really loudly :D when I read some sentence in writing whats the process behind the stomach growling :D... lolz... it was one badddd day...</p>