<p>um, dois, tr</p>
<p>hey, all you need to know in a language is: </p>
<ol>
<li>Hello, how are you. </li>
<li>Where is the bathroom/toilet/nearest plant?</li>
<li>I am bleeding profusely, can you lend me a towel?</li>
</ol>
<p>Tebro...where are you from?</p>
<p>I love Ciara... well, I just love the video.</p>
<p>philintex... creo te multas linguas scire</p>
<p><em>tries to decipher 1) what language that's in, and 2) the semantics of the sentence</em> That looks like a warm blend of Spanish and Italian. Mmmm...but I'm having trouble applying the synatic rules of each language to this sentence...still, I applaud you!</p>
<p>I am from Red Sox Nation. And really, really hating winter right about now.</p>
<p>Latin, baby.</p>
<p>whew! Thank you! I thought I was going crazy for about 20 minutes there.</p>
<p>[dies hair blond]</p>
<p>is it...phil, your grasp of multiple language is scary.
or...phil, your grasp of multiple languages inspires me to have your love children.
or...phil, your grasp of multiple language inspires me to...eat scallops?</p>
<p>I knew that! Yay for 8 years of <em>forgotten</em> latin!</p>
<p>hahahahaha, i like the second one best. Do you think a woman will ever actually say that to me? 'cause if she did...whoa...</p>
<p><em>hands kebree a cheap award made from tin foil</em> Hey, it's all I got, capisce?</p>
<p>I will never be able to think the term "love child" again without channeling Austin Powers II.</p>
<p>bwahahahaha! I have yet to see that movie...<em>misty eyes</em></p>
<p>Heh, I want Dr. Evil's spaceship. I mean, with the men suffering from uber-inferiority complex and the women drooling, I could take over the world!! </p>
<p>Short people got, short people got...really obscenely-shaped spaceships!</p>
<p>I'm guessing you're quoting the movie. Because if not...I'm really worried about you, tebro. Maybe you should seek help? Or maybe you should forget your problems and help me with calculus? Wait, who am I kidding? Your hundreds of miles away. <em>grumbles and meanders off to do homework</em></p>
<p>hey, I can still help, provided you're another AB Calc person like me. if you're in BC Calc, I'll just laugh.</p>
<p>calculus!? <em>pulls TI-89 out of front pocket</em></p>
<p>haha, help me too!
"Applications of Integration: Volumes of solids"</p>
<p>hahahahaha <3 Vald</p>