[GAME] Chances of getting in / If I got in

Colleges and Universities A-Z Massachusetts Institute of Technology
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<p>Example-</p>

<p>1a) I have a better chance of getting struck by lightening than getting into MIT.
1b) If I got in, I'd drink a whole ostrich egg in a breath.</p>

<p>...[add your own]...</p>

<p>Get it?
I know it's depressing and stupid, but ;) it's all in the spirit of having fun!</p>

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<p>no i don't. what's [add your own]? Add or replace?</p>

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<p>1a) I have a better chance of spontaneously combusting that getting in (God I hope thats not true!).
1b) I would sing "We are the champions" for 3 days straight if I got in. (possible...)</p>

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<p>1a) i have a better chance of becoming the NBA Finals MVP (most valuable player) than getting into into MIT
2a) if I get into MIT, i'll have to make the hardest decision i've ever made in my life (ok, maybe the second hardest).</p>

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<ol>
<li>I have a better chance of losing my decision letter in the mail than getting into MIT</li>
<li>If I get into MIT, (note this down) I will buy 10 kegs (5 dark/5 light) for my whole MIT freshman class on the 1st day of classes</li>
</ol>

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<p>lmao keep going guys.... ben/moneyman must read this :D</p>

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<ol>
<li>I have a better chance of getting a job at MIT than getting into MIT.</li>
</ol>

<p>Oh, wait...</p>

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<ol>
<li>I have a better chance of banging Britney Spears than getting into MIT.</li>
<li>If I get into MIT, I will have to reject Harvard.</li>
</ol>

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<ol>
<li>I have a better chance of growing a third arm than getting into MIT.</li>
<li>If I get into MIT, I'm gonna regret not finishing my financial aid application.</li>
</ol>

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<ol>
<li><p>I have a better chance of dying in my sleep than getting into MIT.( i hope this doesn't happen)</p></li>
<li><p>If I get into MIT, I will do an elaborate, colorful, carnival-like victory dance at my next school asembly. (The music will be playing in my head)</p></li>
</ol>

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<p>1a. I have slightly better chance of making my project with Magnetospirillum without MIT labs, than gettting into MIT. [ :) hmm... that's quite true... ]</p>

<p>2a. If I get into MIT... At first I will shave. Then I think I would copy my letter with enlarging it to A1, and pin in my school, and maybe in the lab to let everyone who was cheering me to share the happiness [ And to boast a little ;) ].</p>

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<ol>
<li><p>I have a better chance of doing a backflip (i'm fat) than getting into MIT.</p></li>
<li><p>If I get into MIT I will attempt a backflip (note that this will be documented and posted for all CC to see)</p></li>
</ol>

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<p>1) I have a better chance of turning into a boy than I do of getting into MIT.
2) If I get into MIT, I will take my letter to show my physics teacher the next day because he laughed at me in front of the class for applying.</p>

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<p>What a foolish, stone-hearted man he must be. I hope very much that YOU get in, Vampielinred.</p>

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<p>I second that notion.</p>

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<p>She/He probably was rejected :).</p>

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<p>LOL i seriously hope vampielinred gets in.</p>

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<p>Me too! What a lame teacher...</p>

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<p>1a) I have a better chance of calculating the EXACT position and momentum of an electron than getting into MIT.
1b) If I got in, I would memorize the first 100 digits of pi. (as a matter of fact, a friend of mine went to a math competition (Mu Alpha Theta) 2 weeks ago, and said that in the pi-off (where students write as many digits of pi as they know in 3 minutes and 14 seconds) some kid wrote 300 digits of pi). </p>

<p>Vampielinred, get that acceptance letter, make like 200 copies of it, and crazy glue it to your teacher's car; that should be a good reminder. (And while you are at it, stick an egg in his muffler or something).</p>

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<p>just to let you guys know (in case any of you blanked out); according to the Heisenberg Uncertainty principle, ITS IMPOSSIBLE!</p>