<p>-when you are talking about a person in a different language and suddenly they answer back in that same language ( it happened to a friend of mine, two chinese girls were talking about him, ina man way, and he turned to them and told them a ton of things in chinese)
-when a teacher mentions only one student in her class was responsible enough to read the novel, and you know shes talking about you...and you know that for a second maybe all your classmates want to kill you</p>
<p>-when one of the students in your class announces during class that they're married (and they actually are). This happened in class last week. One of the slu-- I mean, girls, in my class is actually married.</p>
<p>-When, after watching a video about bombings in the South like of MLK Jr.'s home, you describe how to make a brick bomb for two minutes...only to realize that you gave off the wrong impression.</p>
<p>being asked out on a dare.</p>
<p>-When you're talking about anything, not even loudly and suddenly everybody stops talking except for you. So people hear the wrong part of your conversations with friends and everybody gets false ideas about what you were talking about.</p>
<p>-Kinda similar to above. I walked in to Spanish last year and the teacher said she liked my thong! Turns out thongs are another word for flip-flops!</p>
<p>Wow, I can relate to a lot of these incidences that happened at my school. </p>
<p>But another one, when you're completely not paying attention, and ask something that the teacher JUST went over. Like my friend was telling me a joke so I wasn't listening, and we had a snow day before, so the teacher was saying the new schedule, and then right after her whole speech I raise my hand, completely unaware, and ask "So when's the quiz?"</p>
<p>she just looked at me and then everyone laughed and then they told me that they just went over it. it was awkward, and i felt kinda stupid.</p>
<p>and another time, i had to check out, and what you do is bring a note to the office @ the beginning of the day.. . so it's time for me to go, and i stand up and say "uh, i have to check out" .. the teacher can't stop you, so she was like "um, but its only 15 mins into class"</p>
<p>"yeah, well, see ya later."
and i get up and go.
and i guess the way i said it sounded funny because the entire class wouldn't stop mocking me the next day. my friend checked out 30 mins later and the entire class says "SEE YA LATER ;)"</p>
<p>I bet it's also pretty awkward when you answer something stupidly, like in 9th grade, the teacher was making fun of this girl (she's kinda ditzy) and asked her to spell "Europe". She spelled it Your Up. </p>
<p>And then the teacher was trying to explain abbreviations or something, so he asked the same girl to tell him her initials. so she starts with S (for shelly). and then O. and he writes a HUGE S.O on the board. and then the last letter is B and he couldn't even write it without going outside first and almost crying from laughing so hard.
it's sorta mean, but she really never understood anything. i mean he's always cracking jokes, like once he told this girl who's not ugly but talks A LOT that the only date she could get for prom would be someone from the Virginia School for the Deaf & Blind. ..<br>
hahahahah. </p>
<p>Yeah it sounds awful, but if you knew her, you'd laugh too</p>
<p>Hahaha, my brother wanted to change his middle name to Scott. He made a name tag and everything but spelled it wrong (Andrew ScOOt). His initials would have been ASS.</p>
<p>This is kinda off topic, but as long as we're talking about teachers making fun of students...our calc teacher found these glasses and started making fun of them because they were the stereotypical nerd glasses (round, thick rims, very thick plastic/glass)... he was talking about how in the army they called them BCP glasses because they repelled all the girls away so you didn't need birth control. It was funny, but I think you had to be there.</p>
<p>my english teacher is always trying to hook all of her students up by grouping together what she perceives to be "cute couples." so one day we are sitting in class and she partners this girl up with her ex-bf (they had a really nasty breakup maybe the week before so things were extremely tense btw them). so, at one point during the class, the girl just yells "i frucking hate you, go to frucking hell" and then the entire class was awkwardly silent...</p>
<p>When you are at a leadership conference and discussing leaders, and someone asks "liters of what?"</p>
<p>Lol maybe it doesn't seem funny, but I can't think of another time when I have laughed much harder.</p>
<p>lol i love these. my sister is pretty stupid too. i mean i know she's only 10 but she says the stupidest things.</p>
<p>"wasn't Hitler a JEW?" </p>
<p>or </p>
<p>(my mom baked a huge piece of fish, like not even cut up, bones and all, you can tell that it is clearly a fish)</p>
<p>"OMG look at that CHICKEN"</p>
<p>God this thread rules.</p>
<p>College counselor walks up to our table, and my friend goes, "Hey sweetie." It takes her a good couple seconds to recover. Her expression was priceless. </p>
<p>Or doign religion class. (We learn nothing, and he knows it. He comments on it a lot. Teacher is trying to say "Let's pretend that I'm trying to teach Catholicism in a public school," but he pauses after Catholicism, and my friend interjects, "Yes, let's just pretend!" Suddenly we hear a loud gasp, and our teacher steps forward...his wife was sitting at his desk, and my friend couldn't see her when he said it. Her look of shock was incredible.</p>
<p>Umm...actually I don't think that your sister was that far off on hitler being jewish. It was a fairly popular rumor that his father was the result of his grandmother's one-night stand with the jewish man that she worked for as a maid. It hasn't been proven either way, mostly because his grandmother never admitted who she slept with, but it is possible.</p>
<p>But anyways...</p>
<p>Oh. That's interesting, I'll tell her that. So what about his mother? If his mother was not Jewish, then that makes him only a possible . . 1/4th jewish?</p>
<p>Yeah, technically he's only jewish by jewish law if he had a bar/bat mitzah or had a jewish mother...however the nazi's definition of jews was different than jewish law, so if we went by the criteria that he created then he could have been victim to his own final solution.</p>
<p>Whoa, if that is correct "if your mom is jewish you are jewish" that means I am jewish, because the birthmother of my adopted mother is jewish.</p>
<p>I know that religion really has nothing to do with that and is really your personal set of beliefs, but it is cool to think that I'm Jewish by this "mother property"</p>
<p>Alright,well I looked this up, and this is what I found .. so you're right, it was never completely proven, but the odds against him being jewish are high though, </p>
<p>When you break a curve on a test and EVERYONE KNOWS IT.</p>
<p>Something that happened to me this morning: the girl next to me was going on about how her friend was skipping bible study for drama practices (never mind that she had a major role in the musical) and hanging out with, god forbid, her boyfriend after the rehearsals ended at 8:45 (instead of walking across the entire school to be there a full two minutes before the bell rang). So I said I didn't really feel I had the basis to judge on something like that, only because it seemed like she wanted me to agree, so then she says, "So silentsailor, why don't YOU come to bible study?!" "Um. I'm not christian." And the room falls to a hush.
Yee-****ing-haw for public schools in texas.</p>
<p>Hey that's pretty cool JT, you never know where you'll learn something new about yourself. well this topic took a random twist. agh i wish my foot would wake up .. pins and needles FTL.</p>
<p>aaah, i hate pins and needles! That's really awkward too...when your foot falls asleep and you can't feel your foot so you look like you have no idea how to walk and just generally look like an off balance idiot. Not that I'd know or anything ;)</p>
<p>that's cool JT! My mom's jewish too, but my dad's not (I think hes christian or something), you should try to get gifts for chanukah. If you work it right, you can get 8 gifts for chanukah PLUS christmas gifts :) My grandma sends the "chanukah box" which is 8 gifts for each of us wrapped in money (instead of wrapping paper!). It's pretty awesome :)</p>