Game: What I'll REALLY contribute to Harvard

Colleges and Universities A-Z Harvard University
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<p>You've all heard it in interviews: "What would you contribute to Harvard?"
I'm sure we all came up with some lovely response, trying our best not to sound canned, while sounding like we had really done our homework.
"I'm hoping to get involved with some of Harvard's famous theatre productions"
"I'm excited to partake in intramural sports, and I also think I'm a fierce debator in classroom settings"
etc, etc...</p>

<p>But now, we know we won't be feeding Cambridge's homeless or organizing recylcing parties on a daily basis.</p>

<p>What do you think you will REALLY do at Harvard on a daily basis?</p>

<p>Personally, if I am accepted, I forsee myself being the roommate who distracts everyone from their studies by saying, "Hey, who's up for some Family Guy?" every afternoon.
Also, my inability to study without music will probably bother a few people.</p>

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<p>If Harvard accepts me, the only thing I would bring to the table is a pair of buttocks; honestly.</p>

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<p>hahaha munchkin3590: you won't be the only one. The kids there do it a lot...they are really good at distracting each other. Heck when I visited my friend I was trying to get my own work done (to keep up back home) and they wanted to run in the sprinklers...in the middle of the night! Harvard kids = totally random. But they do get work done.</p>

<p>Personally I think I can bring an array of cheesy jokes, odd stories, and strangely accurate impersonations of...well just about anyone...I guess that translates to...more laughter on campus = Happier Harvard student body. lol</p>

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<p>I suppose my affinity for music can be interpretted in a positive light... I counted 15 different languages on my iPod the other day. Does that count for anything? Hahaha.</p>

<p>Seriously, though, I would be such a corrupting influence. I'm good at studying but not good at letting others do it... I'll want people to entertain me, not study!</p>

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<p>I would make my roommates, and everyone else for that matter up to Fitzsimmons himself, see how pathetic of a sport soccer really is.</p>

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<p>hilarity..</p>

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<p>my pen, pencil, books, car, cell phone, keys, sunglasses, coat, hat, suit, tie, card, mac, cash, comforter, pillow, axe, lotion, and DVD's.</p>

<p>I might leave my brain.</p>

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<p>car??? are you mad?</p>

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<p>nothing .</p>

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<p>i guess i'll run track?</p>

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<p>lots and lots of "hanky panky" ;)</p>

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<p>sleep... :/</p>

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<p>I would bring booze blunts and babes to Harvard.......hahahahaa</p>

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<p>In an office in the middle of the Harvard grounds, a lone man sits at his computer muttering to himself: "And to think that these kids were going to start a 'Feed and Lead' drive once they landed in MA."</p>

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<p>Oh now don't get us wrong, gouchicago, we're doing that too...</p>

<p>but let's be honest... we're all high school students now, and in between academic decathalons, state water polo tourneys, and painting large abstract murals over graffitti on Skid Row, what do we do best?
Absolutely nothing, that's what.</p>

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<p>Well no, I'm one of the top 10 players in MG online play for all people under 18. So compared to all h-vard applicants, I'm unbeatable in Subsistence....? (XM1E FTMFW)</p>

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<p>lol...you guys should start a facebook group about this</p>

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<p>Speak for yourself, I've climbed everest, can levitate and found the cure for HIV.</p>

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<p>oh yeah nusi?</p>

<p>well I'M chuck norris</p>

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<p>I can't believe no one's said it yet:</p>

<p>I'll be bringing sexy back to Harvard.</p>