Gather Around Republicans!!!

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<p>These liberals and democrats are trying to take over. They've recently exposed Brother Mark Foley, which we tried to keep secret all along. These filthy liberals want to destroy our morally conservative image. Now, they're trying to expose information about our 9/11 foreknowledge. How dare they? Don't they know that we have all the money in this country, and that we'll stomp the little people in America?</p>

<p>Fellow republicans, we must gather around so we can take down such people. Remember that our goals in each of our secret GOP meetings is to take over the world by partially denying ignorant bastards of thier civil rights. George Bush is our master! Those who disobey our master shall be banished.</p>

<p>Don't forget our motto: Take from the poor, and give to the rich--that's the Republican way!</p>

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<p>I was thinking, that title's a all to liberal's if I've ever heard one... and then I read the actual post. LMAO.</p>

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<p>chrislo, you are too much.....</p>

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<p>Damn right!</p>

<p>Wait... you were being serious, right chrislo?</p>

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<p>im with Fides et Ratio. Why should I work when the government pays someone to sit on their couch?</p>

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<p>Not EVERYONE receiving welfare is lazy, sportsman8433.</p>

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<p>How come no one calls the Republican party the GOP anymore?</p>

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<p>I'm not talking about the mother's with 5 kids and no husband living in squalor. The welfare system needs huge changes to it.</p>

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<p>You guys do realize that Chrislo is being sarcastic, right? This is just a thread meant to provoke a negative response from the Republicans.</p>

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<p>"Why should I work when the government pays someone to sit on their couch?"</p>

<p>Sportsman, you are absolutely right. Why should the government help its citizens? After all, the main purpose of government is to take money from its citizens and spend it on killing people in Iraq. We should not give social security benefits to the old 80 year old woman whose family abandoned her, the disabled veteran who can't support himself, or to the single mothers that are struggling to make ends meet. Instead, we should take our excess government money, and either spend it on waging war against filthy homosexuals, killing Iraquis, or giving tax cuts to the wealthy. </p>

<p>We republicans must unite to end all evil, such as gay marriage. After all, gay marriage killed the dinosaurs millions of years ago, and it's responsible for all the evil in society. That's why we should pummell these filthy homosexuals.</p>

<p>Please vote republican on November 7 so that we can continue squashing those who dare disagree with us. We must continue making our nation a dictatorship in which Civil Rights and Liberty stand for nothing.</p>

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<p>Taken from facebook.com, here are a few reasons why gay marriage should be outlawed:</p>

<p>"01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.</p>

<p>02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.</p>

<p>03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.</p>

<p>04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.</p>

<p>05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.</p>

<p>06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.</p>

<p>07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.</p>

<p>08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.</p>

<p>09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.</p>

<p>10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans."</p>

<p>OMG, I AM TOTALLY FREAKING OUT. GAY MARRIAGE IS GOING TO RUIN THE WORLD. PLEASE SAVE THE WORLD, REPUBLICANS!!! We need "conservative" people like Mark Foley, Jeff Ryan, and Newt Gingrich to preserve the morality of society.</p>

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<p>what are you trying to be, Chrislo, Stephen Colbert? While I have no great love for the Republican party your "arguements" seem immature.</p>

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<p>Agreed tommeister, Crislo23 may not know this yet, but his style of posting makes liberals look bad.</p>

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<p>Chrislo23, what is it with you and gay marriage, anyway? It's like an obsession with you. There are so many issues out there that are far more important than queers trying to make a mockery of matrimony.</p>

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<p>Colbert is funny. You, chrislo, are not.</p>

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<p>another liberal success story announced today:</p>

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<p>I thought it was funny.</p>

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<p>Curse Madeline Albright. Why did she sign that blasted treaty that delayed North Korea's development of nuclear weapons for at least a decade. Why, without it they might have the weapons now. That way they could have already attacked us. </p>

<p>Madeline Albright is such a failure.</p>

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<p>Reading some of these posts, no doubt Clinton needs to bring Sandy Berger back into service - to stuff some additional archived documents into his pants</p>

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<p>cheesemaster, you are so funny. Gosh, I just love SARCASM. Did you read the thread about gay marriage killing the dinosaurs? I was on the floor laughing when I read that thread.</p>