<p>hahaha i know seriously. i was just there for the big Model UN and by just walking around from the Hyatt to Starbucks I met 3 people who graduated within the last 3 years lol...it's so dirty though. Penn rapes Rutgers every night, it's soooo much better</p>
<p>lol today someone told me he was applying to rutgers and i was like "eww... why?"</p>
<p>my school sends a lot of kids to lasalle u and temple...</p>
<p>ah penn rapes rutgers.. but new brunswick stalkers rape college students. literally. haha i was at that model un too</p>
<p>cause, choco, the fine city of new brunswick has red brick sidewalks and decorative streetlamps!</p>
<p>HAHAHAHHAHAHA oh man! what committee were you? i was on the most awesome committee ever, disarmament and international security...our Haiti, New Zealand and Madagascar were the funniest people to ever have lived</p>
<p>i was an NGO, but a couple kids from our school were in that committee.. we were russian fed</p>
<p>LOL! icy you are so funny...but still, Haiti and New Zealand give you a run for your money.</p>
<p>i was in model UN for like a day in freshmen year.</p>
<p>i quit.</p>
<p>ITS SOCIAL SUICIDE!</p>
<p>oookay hold on. were you Amnesty International?</p>
<p>our Russian Federation was this pale redhead and an Indian kid who took it seriously and tried to be all communist...they were funny at times...not intentionally.</p>
<p>Haiti and New Zealand were hilarious though. New Zealand asked to be put on the speakers' list, and then when his time came, tried to auction his time off to the other countries...</p>
<p>NZ: "Do i hear 5 dollars?"
dumb kids who were serious: (raise hands)
Chair: "You cannot auction off your time!"
NZ: "Fine, I yield to the chair."
Chair: "...you can yield unless you say something."
Nz: "Uh...alright...BALTIMORE ORIOLES 2005, I yield to the USSR!"
(pause)
Chair: "THE USSR HASN'T EXISTED FOR TEN YEARS!"
NZ: "Fine, I yield to Russia"</p>
<p>and Russia LOVED it. he told me so later lol. next post is a funny Haiti story</p>
<p>:gasp:</p>
<p>need i remind u choco, youre totally outnumbered here</p>
<p>lol i said that you rile you up.</p>
<p>i was in mock trial AND debate team... i know about social suicide lol</p>
<p>hahaha yeaaah thats our guys.. nah i was world business council for sustainable development. it was shortened into some acronym i could never remember. haha awesome story.</p>
<p>lol well at least we die with excellent speech & elocution skills</p>
<p>Everyone hated Peru...and when he got up to mouthfart for the bazillionth time, a bunch of people started asking him questions...finally Haiti gets up and goes "How does Peru plan to deal with an extraterrestrial attack?" and sat down. Peru was like "Peru plans to deal with - WHAT?!?!?"</p>
<p>and later, Haiti got up during a moderated caucus and was like "Disarmament is UNREALISTIC. Recognizing the superpower that is Haiti, we feel that what is needed is a special task force like the X-men, Greenlanders or Fantastic Four - " and that's when the chair made them sit down.</p>
<p>then Haiti got bored and attached their voting placard to a 4-foot pole made out of rolled up newspaper, and actually voted with it. when the Chair shot that down they folded the newspaper into a hat and attached the placard to the top lol.</p>
<p>and New Zealand started floating around a note saying "we believe that we should pay a moment of silence to ODB. he was a great leader and should be recognized."</p>
<p>also, i wrote a really funny mock-working paper...saying, among other things, that the delegate from Nigeria bore a striking resemblance to Snoop Dogg lol</p>
<p>wow intense. most i did was help my friend picket the world bank and play mafia at night</p>
<p>hey, you walked into our committee! while Germany was speaking...and she was like "whaaaa?"</p>
<p>NGO's suck. DISEC was way better...we had Madagascar go up and show Iran, who was trying to get the first world to disarm, this article in U.S. News called "IRAN AND THE BOMB" and had all this evidence that Iran was making weapons. it was AWESOME.</p>