<p>You're a Tasmanian devil.</p>
<p>I had to say that :D. (By the way, did you know that a certain species of Tasmanian devil is on its way to extinction? They carry a cancerous virus in their saliva. They always bite each other, infecting themselves with cancer. Tumor develops on their cheeks so massively that they cannot open their jaws anymore after a certain period of time. They die of starvation eventually.)</p>
<p>I have no idea what your chance is.</p>
<p>You still have to try.</p>