Getting It Off Your Chest: The Relief Thread

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>cpu, I was just joking around.</p>

<p>yeah, haven’t really experienced much heartbreak myself so I wouldn’t know what it’s like to be on a break.</p>

<p>although I might branch out this summer after this hectic school year is over.</p>

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<p>musicallylatin, I was implying that I don’t like guys checking me because I’m a straight guy, so I don’t “roll that way.”</p>

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<p>pfips oh i know you were :)</p>

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<p>word. 10 char</p>

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<p>Oh, I understood that then, but in combo with the whole older guys conversation it was hilarious to me because it seemed kind of chomo-ish for the guys to be checking you out.</p>

<p>I just spent around 90 minutes with a friends reading off dead baby and anti-jokes to me. My sense humor is now kind of warped.</p>

<p>But ya… oh mini rant… I hate it when you go to respond to a certain post and by the time you type/submit yours there are already three more new posts. -_-</p>

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<p>haha I love anti-jokes!</p>

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<p>Ha ha. As do I! We were both in the school library… he has early release and I have study hall and neither of us were wanting to actually be productive so he was reading them off. They are amazing.</p>

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<p>i dont like dead baby jokes…</p>

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<p>I normally don’t. They’re too… awful, but this guy is just so monotone and he was busting up at them (less about the baby and more about how awful they were… I think it’s a you have to be there moment) so they were suddenly extremely funny.</p>

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<p>weird I was doing the same thing the other day. they’re brilliant.</p>

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<p>I kinda feel ashamed to say this, but racist jokes are my favorite. -_-. Effing hilarious. Yeah, my friend and I sat in the library laughing our asses off reading them. Half an hour later we got kicked out for laughing to hard…</p>

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<p>[Damn</a> right those jokes are funny…!](<a href=“http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5819917/Dead-baby-joke-Laugh-your-ass-off.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Insanity-Wolf]Damn”>http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5819917/Dead-baby-joke-Laugh-your-ass-off.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Insanity-Wolf)</p>

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<p>Ha ha. Same friend and I always pass a stripper joint on one of our usual routes. Neither of us are legitimately racist, but we always make racist jokes about which car there belongs to which race and how many people were in the car and therefore in the stripper joint. </p>

<p>Mini Van–White Guy
Pick Up–Mexican (so they can all pile in the back)
Pick Up with Bed Cover–Pueto Rican (because they’re more classy than Mexicans)
Crappy Car–African American (not sure why anymore… I think it’s because we didn’t have a decent joke for them…)</p>

<p>One day we saw a school bus parked beside it. Oh the awful jokes that got spewed out. :smiley: </p>

<p>But we make sure each race, including white, gets hit so we don’t feel as bad. :D</p>

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<p>Dear English teacher:</p>

<p>Shut up shut up shut up! Please for the love of god shut up!! </p>

<p>You spend 70 minutes of the 80 minute class period just talking and talking and talking. You ask ‘insightful’ questions for the students to voice their ideas, and then let them say a sentence before you cut them off and continue expanding on your own ideas. You have somehow turned our english class into philosophy and we all want to rip our eyeballs out. >.<</p>

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<p>^oh my god yes! why do english teachers think that there subject is the most important out of all of them?</p>

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<p>english teachers analyze the book more than the author did.</p>

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<p>^^^ this!!!</p>

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<p>seriously. they ruin books for me.</p>

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<p>hate english teachers.</p>

<p>cheated on girlfriend last week. bad decision.</p>

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<p>why? 10 char</p>