Gift for Calculus teacher

<p>What's a good gift to give to my Calculus BC teacher? The whole class is pitching in so we can afford something between $50-100. </p>

<p>Also, what's a good design for a Calculus BC class T-Shirt?</p>

<p>A pair of wireless xbox 360 controllers</p>

<p>Good t-shirt slogan:</p>

<p>“Integrals: My Anti-derivative”</p>

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<p>I don’t get it.</p>

<p>A T-shirt is only $20-30.</p>

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<p>The message it sends and the warmth it provides: Priceless</p>

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<p>X: My Antidrug.</p>

<p>^a little obscure…</p>

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<p>Never heard of the phrase ________ is my anti-drug? Like…Bacon is my anti-drug.</p>

<p>Marijuana is MY anti-drug.</p>

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<p>Oh wait.</p>

<p>I’m surprised no one has heard of it. AboveTheInfluence ran a huge anti-drug campaign (I KNOW you’ve heard of them) where they used this slogan. It could me anything like “Little Brother: My Antidrug” or “Jesus: My Antidrug”. Google “my antidrug”, you may recognize it when you see it.</p>

<p>The t-shirt would look like this:</p>

<p><a href=“http://www.adifferentdirection.com/_storefiles/productimages/processimage.aspx?src=1277_antidrug%20400.jpg&Size=400[/url]”>http://www.adifferentdirection.com/_storefiles/productimages/processimage.aspx?src=1277_antidrug%20400.jpg&Size=400&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>Only with the joke written instead.</p>

<p>Can’t go wrong with a nice pair of math pants!</p>

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<p>Huge Anti-drug campaign? Who’s that?</p>

<p>Seriously, can someone give me ideas? I need something that will be worth $50-100.</p>

<p>I highly doubt that the class will settle for a T-shirt.</p>

<p>This is only $17 but idgaf.</p>

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