<p>One of my favorite Gershwin songs: music by George Gershwin, lyrics by his brother Ira, originally written for FUNNY FACE, which ran for 244 performances starting November 22, 1927, starring Fred Astaire and his sister Adele. According to Ira, this song was rejected from the show. Unbelievable. Here are his wonderful lyrics:</p>
<p>He:<br>
As a tot, when I trotted in little velvet panties,
I was kissed by my sisters, my cousins and my aunties.
Sad to tell, it was Hell, an inferno worse than Dantes.
So, my dear, I swore, Never, never more.
On my list I insisted that kissing must be crossed out.
Now I find I was blind, and oh, lady, how Ive lost out.</p>
<p>Refrain:<br>
I could cry salty tears;
Where have I been all these years?
Little wow, tell me now, How long has this been going on?
There were chills up my spine,
And some thrills I cant define.
Listen, sweet, I repeat: How long has this been going on?
Oh, I feel that I could melt;
Into Heaven Im hurled!
I know how Columbus felt,
Finding another world!
Kiss me once,
Then once more.
What a dunce I was before!
What a break! For Heavens sake!<br>
How long has this been going on?</p>
<p>She:
Neath the stars at bazaars often Ive had to caress men,
Five or ten dollars then Id collect from all those yes men.
Dont be sad, I must add that they meant no more than chessmen.
Darling, cant you see, Twas for charity?
Though these lips have made slips, it was never really serious.
Whod a thought Id be brought to a state thats so delirious?</p>
<p>Refrain: </p>
<p>I could cry salty tears;
Where have I been all these years?
Listen you, tell me do: How long has this been going on?
What a kick! How I buzz!
Boy, you click as no one does!
Hear me, sweet, I repeat: How long has this been going on?
Dear, when in your arms I creep,
That divine rendezvous,
Dont wake me, if Im asleep,
Let me dream that its true.
Kiss me twice,
Then once more.
That makes thrice, lets make it four!
What a break! For Heavens sake!<br>
How long has this been going on?</p>
<p>Copyright 1927 by New World Music Corp.</p>
<p>Kristin Chenoweth and Rufus Wainwright have recorded versions recently, and theyre very nicely done, and the way they should be done in auditionsi.e. straight musical theatre style. But for fun, and to hear the greatest jazz singers, listen to the versions by Ray Charles and Sara Vaughan.</p>