<p>how do i get one?!</p>
<p>I’ll be your girlfriend!</p>
<p>Just kidding…</p>
<p>Well, you could always just ask a girl you like to a dance and maybe you guys will hit it off or something. Don’t be afraid to ask! She probably wants you to. Even if a girl said no, don’t let it hurt your self-esteem and don’t be embarassed to talk to her in the future.</p>
<p>will you be my girlfriend?</p>
<p>Don’t think it’s smart to whistle at hot girls. Lolozlozl bah!</p>
<p>The obvious answer is money.</p>
<p>Irrational and peculiar creatures, women in the workplace, or schools for the purposes of this conversation, are insecure, so be sure to remind them how good they look, even if they are homely and unkempt. Remember, nothing says “good job” or “I’m interested” like a firm, open palmed slap on the behind. </p>
<p>Edit:… this is from Family Guy, from back when it was funny.</p>
<p>What if you whistle at girls with low self esteem?</p>
<p>show interest in her fat friend…whenever a guy shows interest in the DUFF (Designated Ugly Fat Friend) , the hot friends think something is wrong, they become insecure, and they’ll actually pursue YOU–great way to flip the script!</p>
<p>your welcome, man!</p>
<p>yeah, as everyone else said, definitely don’t whistle…barking is much more effective.</p>
<p>Wow, i am overwhelmed by the plethora of genuine answers! It’s easy. Just be yourself. High school is a time to make mistakes, so if you see a girl you like, just go for it! Ask her to a dance or something. At worst, you will get rejected. But it’s high school, so no worries!</p>
<p>Lower your standards to include men? I mean, you’re already excluding ~50% of the human population – surely a small portion of that would agree to have you?!</p>
<p>^lollolol</p>
<p>take up excessive drinking? generally it makes you look cooler. girls dig that</p>
<p>What school do you come from? Very few girls at my school are impressed by the males who smoke weed.</p>
<p>It helps to be godlike sexy like me, auto-attracting women faster than the speed reproduction of jackrabbits per capita, but if you aren’t, I suppose you can try to highlight some of your virtues and strengths - lots of my friends get laid that way.</p>
<p>be wary. be very wary. the gulf between idealization and realization is large and painful indeed.</p>
<p>Legit answer guyz, sorry:</p>
<p>Just start talking to girls! In school, if there’s someone you’re interested in, just put in a little extra effort into talking to them or saying hi in the hallways. Once you’re friends, mention some low-key hanging out [i.e. movie, lunch, etc] and see how it goes. </p>
<p>And then go on to the rabbiting.</p>
<p>What if I’m asian and have a semi-accent…and how can I be “myself” If im a nerd and I study all day and do stuff for college…</p>
<p>^^It’s easy, find a girl as nerdy as you are. Then you guys would be able to talk about “chemistry”.</p>
<p>^ummm nice but I don’t really like nerdy girls…well actually if the “nerdy” girl is also very, very, very hot and adorable, then yes I’ll love her…and if she’s white.</p>