girls...the perfect male body?

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<p>richard dawkins</p>

<p>gordon freeman</p>

<p>donald trump</p>

<p>and this guy: <a href=“http://collegecandy.files.■■■■■■■■■■■■■/2009/10/guys-no-skinny-jeans.jpg[/url]”>http://collegecandy.files.■■■■■■■■■■■■■/2009/10/guys-no-skinny-jeans.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>HOT</p>

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<p>^Ahaha oh my gosh. I can never unsee that picture.</p>

<p>For me it’s dark hair, brown or gray puppy dog eyes (very specific I know), nice smile, nice arms, awesome sense of humor, smart. I’m not too worried about abs, but I love nice arms :slight_smile: I’m not really worried about height either since I’m 5’3. It’s rare I meet a guy my height or shorter.</p>

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<p>My ideal male body:</p>

<p>Taller than 6’0" and buff without looking like a bodybuilder.</p>

<p>That’s all :)</p>

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<li>~5.5-6 ft tall</li>
<li>lean; not chubby or fat</li>
<li>smooth (little to no body/leg/arm hair)</li>
<li>fit but not too muscular</li>
<li>no weird hairstyle</li>
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<p>I think that’s the main points as far as physical features go.</p>

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<p>I think all I really care about is height.</p>

<p>Above 6’2" and not a fatty. I also don’t think I like blondes. Bleh.</p>

<p>I just remembered the Urban Dictionary definition of Northwestern goggles. I feel like that’s sort of my ideal.</p>

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<p>People that look decent only because the ones around them are awful?</p>

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<p>^ Example:

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<p>Those seem like really low standards. I mean it could even include me, depending on how liberally one means “visible musculature.”</p>

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<p>^Muscles sort of freak me out. If they’re, like, secret muscles, where I don’t realize you have them until you flex, whatevs, but otherwise, I might run away in fear. Yes, I am a coward.</p>

<p>I forgot that long hair grosses me out.</p>

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<p>What about calf muscles</p>

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<p>I’ve got the weirdest crush on this dude:</p>

<p><a href=“http://www.indiastudychannel.com/attachments/forum/30499-261351-vikram120805_31.jpg[/url]”>Who is a good actor?;

<p>He’s just soo lethally hot. </p>

<p>Or this guy has a good body but he’s a little too perfect</p>

<p><a href=“http://njoybrowsin.files.■■■■■■■■■■■■■/2009/03/hrithik-roshan.jpg[/url]”>http://njoybrowsin.files.■■■■■■■■■■■■■/2009/03/hrithik-roshan.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>Given that I have huge calf muscles, I demand gigantic, soccer-player, ballet-dancer calves.</p>

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<p>Lean, , nice abs, good back muscles, above 5"8.</p>

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<p>stephen hawking</p>

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<p>Taller than 5’ 7", and a lean but well toned toned body.
Gorgeous, dark eyes and straight hair.
A beautiful smile.
Handsome.</p>

<p>Shirota Yuu <– Half Japanese, half Spanish. Model, actor, and singer.
Look him up in Google Images.</p>

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<p>This girl’s opinion:</p>

<p>The perfect male:

  • 6’4" Exactly.
  • Tan.
  • Black hair.
  • Six pack.
  • Deep dimples.
  • Muscular arms and legs.
  • Lean muscular, not one of those Incredible Hulk looking guys who have to walk with their arms out like they have a tennis ball stuck in their armpit.
  • Full lips.
  • Blue or Green eyes. </p>

<p>Basically, Nick Lachey (before he got fat. He was hot in 2005 and prior.) but taller and sans-the greasy hair and d.ouchebag earrings.
Except without all the damn crying.</p>

<p>I forgot to mention that–I have a problem with crying. The perfect male should not cry in front of me unless:

  • Someone is dead. And said person should be in the immediate family and
  • Someone (or himself) is laid up in hospice with a fennel patch and an IV drip of morphine.
    And even in these events, he should not sniffle. </p>

<p>My father scarred me when it comes to male crying. I can’t count how many times I made him cry or have seen him cry as a child. Now I can’t stand crying–even from girls. Don’t cry around me.</p>

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<p>“have seen him cry as a child”
This had me confused for a bit.</p>

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<p>I’ve heard that my father cried
Once
Watching Michael Jordan lose</p>

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<p>Okay…so yesterday…I did not describe well.</p>

<p>5’8’’
toned abbs
nice back muscles
broad shoulders
dimples are cute
muscuar arms and legs
trumpet player lips :wink:
reallly nice calf muscles</p>

<p>I don’t think I would care if he cries…just as long as he isn’t an emotional, effeminate, emotional wreck of a guy.</p>