Girls

<p>I don't understand them. Anyone else feel the same?</p>

<p>Me too. They're so strange. Must be all the CO2 and sulfur on Venus.</p>

<p>First you should understand that they're not all the same.</p>

<p>I live with about 250 guys and 50 girls. You guys seem strange to us :eek: What don't you understand cuz I'll tell you everything I don't know about males.</p>

<p>One thing I've noticed about many girls is that they infer stuff from EVERYTHING. i.e. when you don't say hi to a girl you know in the hall because you just don't see her or are too shy, she automatically thinks that you don't like her. I've had that happen to me a couple of times.</p>

<p>Yeah that's true, I take everything that happens or doesn't happen personally:/</p>

<p>Guy: Get me a beer
Girl: <em>beside the fridge</em> WHAT!?!?!!? YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU A BEER! NOW YOU DONT LOVE ME?! WHO HAVE YOU BEEN WITH? I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY PARENTS ADVICE AND NOT DATED YOU! MY FRIENDS HAVE SUCH NICE BOYFRIENDS! WHY CANT YOU BE LIKE THEM?!?! <em>starts crying</em>
Guy: airght i am getting it myself <em>walks to the fridge</em></p>

<p>lol mahras.</p>

<p>He forgot to say "please".</p>

<p>sigh. haha, you are so funny with your totally new and rad style jokes! why don't you say something about airline peanuts while you're at it, that'll be a laugh riot!</p>

<p>my question is: since we're meant to be different, why keep expounding on the subject?</p>

<p>part of the allure of the opposite gender stems from their mystery. don't seek to find out the secret to male-ness, or female-ness, because wine, women and song need that mystery to make them as lovely as they are.</p>

<p>"sigh. haha, you are so funny with your totally new and rad style jokes! why don't you say something about airline peanuts while you're at it, that'll be a laugh riot!"</p>

<p>Ill make one trust ;)</p>

<p>tebro do you get beat up a lot in school?</p>

<p>One thing I've learned. Never try to figure women out. Appreciate them. Treat them as equals or sometimes even superiors.. It's less of a headache in the end.</p>

<p>Treat them as superiors? Why wouldn't you...they are!</p>

<p>ugh... i have no ideas on which gender is "superior" whatever that could imply... but what i can say that each and every person is really different, and therefore you cannot stereotype a whole race....</p>

<p>i'm probably overanalyzing this crap, and someone was just bein sarcastic, but wahtever</p>

<p>yes...i don't understand girls at all...i'm a failure as a human being</p>

<p>lol, Women do not belong to a race.</p>

<p>You just gotta show them who has the pants in the relationship.</p>

<p>what if they both have pants? Is superiority determined by the number of pants that each party has then? if so, i think the woman would "win".</p>