<p>The worst student tour was Vandy. It was so completely, totally awful and off putting that it seemed to be a satire of a bad tour. I posted it as a humorous visit experience. Duke was a close, close second. As we drifted toward the back of the group at Duke to try to make a subtle escape, we met another family who said "This is almost as bad as the tour at Vandy." Both were so terrible that D couldn't imagine attending either school -- even if there were only one student of that ilk on either campus. She felt that if the school did not care to train/screen guides in a better fashion that other details would be neglected.</p>
<p>Best: UNC-CH, WashU, Rhodes, Davidson. Polished, personable, perfect.</p>
<p>Got the job done in acceptable style: Richmond, UVA, William and Mary.</p>
<p>Grace under pressure award: Sewanee. We visited during the storm of the century. A walking tour was impossible, but they rounded up endless streams of streaming students (in July!) to talk to us. We met with students in my daughter's possible major, sport of choice, etc. etc. This was accomplished quite suddenly as the storm front hit campus. We didn't get to see much; there was zero visibility from the rain. We did tour a dorm -- we followed the tail lights of our guide to get there, then she led us back to the main road.</p>