<p>Tom Cruise... No way...I idolize his hairstyle</p>
<p>Lol, I'm 5'8", I'm not that short. And I'm not offended, sorry if I gave you the wrong impression.</p>
<p>What really bothers me the most though is changes in female attitudes at Cornell. Girls that are just decent-looking get attention from guys because they're drunk, desperate, and female-starved. They then think that, because of this attention, they're the hottest things on two feet, and act like it. </p>
<p>I have news for them: You're still just average at best, quit acting like you're gorgeous! If you go anwhere else in the world (with the exception of maybe MIT and CalTech) you'll be treated as such.</p>
<p>Now I don't want to give people the wrong impression. Firstly, looks are not the only thing guys care about. Just like women, men like funny, smart, easy-going people. However, it is hard to be attracted to someone who looks like she's been run over by a Hummer.</p>
<p>Also, it isn't so bad at Cornell for guys. I mean, there ARE good-looking girls, they're just more sparse than at most places. If a guy lowers his standards just a bit he can still have a great time partying.</p>
<p>Girls, on the other hand, have it better-than-average at Cornell. If you're at least somewhat attractive, you'll be in high demand, period. Girls of '10, you have a lot to look forward to, trust me. Guys of '10, there is always beer, and um...a good book, and the...gorges?</p>
<p>Haha, well, I don't think I'm bad looking. I don't think I'm the hottest sh|t to walk the Earth either, don't get me wrong. My attitude about myself has not changed from my Cornell experience. I do not think the guys I hook up with here are any different from ones I've been with at home. My hook ups have not only been at parties, there have been sober ones as well. I have certain standards, they're not definite, they're ideal. If I think a guy is good looking and not a scum bag, I go with it. Sometimes the lack of conversation leaves no time for the scum bag analysis, however. It happens. </p>
<p>I do agree that many girls have become really egotistical because guys who are 20 beers deep will suddenly go near them, however. My friends and I have a running joke about how only fat chicks get hot guys, because often at parties, we see pretty good looking guys dancing with shamu renditions and wonder what the hell is going on.</p>
<p>I think I'm going to hell for this post :p.</p>
<p>No, you're absolutely right...I have friends who have hooked up with absolute monsters, trust me. Shamu x 10.</p>
<p>hahaha, that's excellent. Photographic evidence is absolutely necessary.</p>
<p>The best is when beer goggles hook ups facebook you the next day....and then IM you...and then ask you to lunch...and have the nerve to say hi in person.</p>
<p>My favorite aspect of Cornell parties is the awful dancing, which my friends and I dubbed the "Cornell shuffle". The Cornell shuffle consists of continual frontal contact and a bizarre side to side motion that is suppose to resemble grinding. 90% of party-goers engage in said shuffle and it is visually hilarious.</p>
<p>I'm NEVER getting drunk...</p>
<p>LOL, metallic. We're just focusing on the negative aspects, don't worry, the positives exceed the negatives, and alcohol doesn't actually make you want fat chicks, it just makes them look less fat and hideous, as I'd imagine their features become blurred, your judgement becomes poor, and your rationality becomes directed by the man downstairs. Good luck. Thank god I'm a girl, haha.</p>
<p>well... to be frank...i'm not understanding ur lingo
what does "The best is when beer goggles hook ups facebook you the next day....and then IM you...and then ask you to lunch...and have the nerve to say hi in person." mean???</p>
<p>Beer goggles- you're drunk and accidentally hook up with someone you don't actually find attractive, causing you to never want to see this person again</p>
<p>Facebook- place where college students meet each other, with pictures and such. When you facebook someone, you request to be their friend on this little internet thing for meeting people. You sign up for facebook when you get your email, it's addictive. </p>
<p>IM- instant message, sends me a message on the internet</p>
<p>Ask to lunch- these beer goggle people tend to be elated that someone they found attractive hooked up with them, so they are generally way too foward and ask this person to lunch, when this person wants nothing to do with the newly acquired stalker(s)</p>
<p>my life has degraded to this, that's sweet.</p>
<p>AJ, what kind of hummer runs these girls over? H1? H2? because the H3 is so small it doesn't like it could do that much damage...</p>
<p>lol, I suppose there are different levels of hummer runoverness?</p>
<p>H1 is military style "runover"... Major obliteration.</p>
<p>H2 is like being hit (repeatedly) by an ugly stick... "Shamu"-ish if you will...</p>
<p>H3 is like Shamu's baby... Not quite Shamu, but not exactly a mermaid, either...</p>
<p>sparty and spanks... do you guys hang out a lot at cornell?</p>
<p>vrumchev, you can just ask in the forums, I'm not ashamed of anything I do.
Cornell Shuffle, thats classic. Although I'd say 90% doing it is correct , only 40-50% of it is frontal. I think female rear to male frontal is just as if not more common. I find that even more annoying, I like to look at/talk to girls I dance with. My theory is that girls do this in order to guage ***** size.</p>
<p>That would not be accurate, though... The density of nerve endings in your @$$ is very low, so a girl couldn't accurately judge this except for the extremes (i.e "nonexistant" or "holy crap!")...lol</p>
<p>hahaha i didnt know that!</p>
<p>I guess my theory is biased due to my holy crap perspective. Despite a lack of nerve endings, we're not talking about having an orgasim. I'm pretty sure even a fleshy butt can feel the difference between a finger poking it, and a maglite flashlight. And what the hell, I can't say pen|s? What the hell is wrong with the world when you can't talk about reproductive organs on a forum for highschool/college students.</p>
<p>"sparty and spanks... do you guys hang out a lot at cornell?"</p>
<p>actually, no </p>
<p>Mrnova, thank you for correcting me. There is definitely lots of back to front shuffling, as well. I personally have never thought of the back to front as a method of gauging pen15 size, but maybe it's subconscious? Reproductive organs are taboo, don't you know? We must resort to writing pen15.</p>
<p>Nice rating system, blackferrari.</p>
<p>hahaha, hoteliegrl... You can even test it... Take two (kinda)sharp objects and touch the to a "sensitive" area: on your finger tip, for example. See how close you can get the objects together before you can tell that there are two objects toching your finger (i.e. you have come closer together with the tips of the objects that there are nerve endings on your finger. Therefore, your finger only detects the objects as being a single pointy object.). Do the same on your butt, lol... You will find that they will be much farther from one another when you feel only "one" object. That is an easy way to determine the density of nerve endings.</p>
<p>hahaha, thanks Spanks ;)</p>
<p>mrnova- lol, that's a terrible bias to have, hahaha, jk...</p>
<p>I'll just take your word for it.</p>