Gotta Learn How to Dance in a Week for Prom

<p>Like the title says. Advice buddies? Trolls welcome.</p>

<p>It’s prom. You don’t do any real dancing.</p>

<p>Here’s how you dance:</p>

<ol>
<li>Put your left foot in</li>
<li>Put your left foot out</li>
<li>Put your left foot in</li>
<li>Shake it all about</li>
<li>Do the hokey pokey</li>
<li>Turn yourself around</li>
</ol>

<p>That’s what it’s all about.</p>

<p>watch youtube vids they’re pretty decent lol</p>

<p>No one really knows how to legitimately dance anyway. The trick is to just pretend you do.</p>

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<p>I doubt your date knows how to dance either.</p>