<p>Have you ever seen The Office? In my mind, you would make a good Dwight…</p>
<p>Seriously though, I think the other posters have hit the mark. 1) You come across as a complete idiot, 2) Judging from your post alone, you have almost no chance of getting into these programs with full funding (don’t you generally pay for a masters?), 3) You could stand to take a few courses in improving your social skills. Yes this is the internet, so maybe you are really different in person. If so, that would be great.</p>
<p>You sound like a smart enough guy, but I don’t think your parents did you any favors by skipping you ahead 3 grades. If you want real advice, get research experience. Get more research experience. And get good letters or recommendation. In the Ph.D. these are the critical components of an application and I think it is probably the same for the Masters. Basically, find the area of C.S. you want to study in graduate school and get involved in it as soon as you can.</p>
<p>I’m sorry for being mean and I truly believe it’s not entirely your fault that you come across as a jerk. But at the same time, you need a little more self-awareness. Hope this helps.</p>