<p>deffinetly Conan's.</p>
<p>ah, jon stewart's is the best.
if by some fluke, jon stewart or stephen colbert gives my commencement speech, I will be the happiest person on the face of the planet. but it will never happen. why didn't I apply to w&m??</p>
<p>steven colbert at kent(?) university</p>
<p>google it</p>
<p>Ali G's speech at Harvard wins, no contest.</p>