<p>Or the cadre perform Lasik surgery using nothing but a laser pointer and rubbing alcohol. (That hurts just thinking about it)</p>
<p>Why has no one mentioned the free dating service that they're providing this year? I hear they'll even pay for your cab and movie tickets when you go out. ;)</p>
<p>Not sure if this has already been posted, but I am informed by an inside source that they will be issuing laptops, cell phones and i-pods to the new Cadets.</p>
<p>I heard that 4/c will be permitted automobiles, and uniform of the day on Fridays is "corporate" casual.
There is also a maid service available for a small fee to those who don't enjoy ironing, making beds, or buffing floors. They can also request a wake-up call on their issued iPods and cell phones (cool Academy covers included).</p>
<p>Physical corrective punishment..is that like they make you do pushups or is that like Lords of Discipline?</p>
<p>"Physical corrective punishment" sounds a little harsher than push-ups; Chinese Water Torture seems more likely, but Hanging by Thumbs would also fit the bill.</p>
<p>I figured they'd just go Abu Graib (sp?) on us... ;)</p>
<p>Ooops, I meant physical corrective training--basically a smoke session, depending on who does it. Arm claps, flutter kicks, pushups, etc. AND the best part of it is, you New Cadets will still be doing the RBAC! Muahahhaa....</p>
<p>please, speak in more acronyms to the uninitiated!</p>
<p>I have a friend that is just graduating West Point, I'm pretty sure she would appreciate the sarcasm in here. LOL</p>