<p>"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." -Die Hard (the movie)</p>
<p>some of my personal favorites...</p>
<p>"Growing up Southern is a privilege, really. It's more than where you're born, it's an idea and state of mind that seems imparted at birth. Its more than loving fried chicken, football, beer, and country music. Its being hospitable and devoted to screen porches, magnolias, red velvet cake, Coca-Cola... and each other. We don't become Southern- we're born that way."
~ Hank Jr. </p>
<p>"Southern girls are God's gift to the entire male population. There is absolutely no woman finer than one raised below the Mason-Dixon line. And once you go southern, may the Lord help you, you never go back." -Kenny Chesney</p>
<p>and</p>
<p>"There is something different about people from the coast of Carolina. Its like we are our own race. We love things people that aren't from here hate, like the salty water, the pluff mud, the sting of a sunburn, the sand. Our perfect day starts with gasing the boat, loading the cooler and heading for the water. We never see the sunrise but we watch it set from the harbor. Our blood is a mixture of salt water and sweet tea. We love a good time, we love Shaggin' and Jimmy Buffett. We wear flip flops, even when its 40* outside. We work hard all week, but we play that much harder on the weekends. We are devoted to our friends, the water, porches, and music. See thats the thing I have learned about being from the coast... I could never guess where life will take me, but I will never forget where I came from..."</p>
<p>South would be nice except for the high concentration of bible thumpers and hicks/rednecks/hillbillys.</p>
<p>dude, you obviously have never been to the south... the hicks, rednecks, and hillbillys do exist but there is by no means a high concentration of them, no more than anyother place. and if you have come to the south you went to the wrong place, come to Charleston or Savannah... i promise youll love it.</p>
<p>Actually, I really want to live in Virginia or maybe Georgia. It looks like such nice weather.</p>
<p>"To infinity and beyond!" -Buzz (Toy Story)</p>
<p>Actually, there are places with lots of the people described above. Go out to east/west/south texas. they are funny...
Austin is a haven though. Not everywhere in texas/the south is like that...</p>
<p>"Best to keep yourself shiny and clean, you are the window through which you see the world."</p>
<p>I'm not like that.</p>
<p>ahh that george bernard shaw quote about cynicism is my favorite! i've never met anyone else who's heard it before..y'all are awesome</p>
<p>"Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?"
(saw that on a bumper sticker hahahah)</p>
<p>"pain is weakness leaving the body" -some guy</p>
<p>"drive naked"</p>
<p>also on a bumper sticker</p>
<p>"Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. You did not place your hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible." </p>
<p>I wish politicians would uphold that...</p>
<p>but another one I like from the simpson's I think
"Some guys like a challenge...not me."</p>
<p>Money is like a fast slut: you won't be the first one to recieve it, and you probably will not be the last one to have it either.</p>
<p>"history will be kind to me for i intend to write it."
-winston churchill</p>
<p>"You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth and you're gonna eat that?"</p>
<p>~The Breakfast Club</p>
<p>The quote that sums my high school life
"The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up"</p>
<p>"How long should you try?...Until"
--Rohn</p>
<p>If "con" is the opposite of "pro" then isn't "congress" the opposite of "progress"?</p>
<p>I don't do drugs, I am drugs.</p>
<p>-Salvador Dali</p>