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The Wile E. Coyote solution… I like it. :)</p>
<p>Ah, Wile E. Coyote… the Roadrunner/Coyote cartoons were always my favorite. Also, on a related note, today in my lab, there was something making a sound that sounded at awful lot like the sound Hippety Hopper made when he bounced (the kangaroo Sylvester always thought was a giant mouse).</p>
<p>Yeah, ACME should be contracted to come in and fix it. They think of everything.</p>
<p>Before long I bet sagert will post a thread saying he wants to do a hostile takeover of ACME and use the R&D lab to reverse engineer springs.</p>
<p>You think we could attach a giant ACME rocket to the back of said ACME boulder so that we can help force it down into the hole?</p>
<p>If the boulder doesn’t work, perhaps an anvil would suffice?</p>
<p>The ACME rocket would take longer because Obama would have to consider the “ACME option”.</p>
<p>This whole thing is preposterous. Seriously, though. Why even plug it at this point? Hell, I’m genuinely curious to see how much comes out.
[How</a> Much Oil Has Leaked Into the Gulf of Mexico? | The Rundown News Blog | PBS NewsHour | PBS](<a href=“http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/2010/05/how-much-oil-has-spilled-in-the-gulf-of-mexico.html]How”>http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/2010/05/how-much-oil-has-spilled-in-the-gulf-of-mexico.html)
Anybody want to place bets on the final total? I bet it’ll be a lot.</p>
<p>Didn’t you hear, the CEO of BP said it wasn’t even oil coming out anymore! Pffffffffffft!!!</p>
<p>Tastes like happy.</p>