<p>saw this in the UC page idk if anyone has seen it</p>
<p>HOW MANY UC STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?</p>
<p>UCLA: Two. 1 to change the bulb, and another to call their friends at USC and tell them how they changed it just as well and for much cheaper.</p>
<p>CAL: Three. 1 to change the bulb and two to debate about the metaphysical state of the bulb and how its invention has impacted human development.</p>
<p>UCSD: Five. 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to start smoking weed until the room spins.</p>
<p>UCI: Eleven. 1 to change the bulb and ten to sit around watching because honestly, what else is there to do at Irvine past 10pm??</p>
<p>UCR: Three. 1 to steal the bulb, another to drive the getaway car, and the last to call all his friends to throw the celebration party on a Tuesday night.</p>
<p>UCSB: Seven. 1 to screw the bulb and 6 to screw each other.</p>
<p>UC Davis: Zero. There is no electricity in Davis.</p>
<p>UC Merced: Two. One to hold the bulb while the other calls his friend asking for help in figuring out this "new college thing."</p>
<p>UCSC: None since they are living in the forest</p>