Harvard, if you're reading this . .

<p>I’ll still love you if you reject me.</p>

<p>Okay, maybe a little bit less.</p>

<p>Who am I kidding. Reject me, and I’ll mail myself to you in a plastic bubble labelled “well-rounded.” And then I’ll eat you. (((Gnarl))) (((Chomp))) </p>

<p>:-D</p>

<p>Who says the week leading up to admissions decisions can’t be fun?</p>

<p>hahaha that's so cute!</p>

<p>My friend, you need help.</p>

<p>If by "help" you mean an acceptance letter, then . . . yes. Some help would be nice.</p>

<p>"plastic bubble" "well rounded" </p>

<p>RFLMFAO</p>

<p>Aw... I hope you get in, and I get in. Because I would totally love to hang out with you.</p>

<p>Go Crimson!!!!!!!!!</p>

<p>You guys are awesome. Keep those heads up for tuesday!</p>

<p>I'd treat you all to ice cream to get our minds off the Big H, but that's not possible . . . and anyway, I'm officially BROKE.</p>