If anyone needs motivation listen to “The Art of War” by Matias Puumala
How to do homework while deteriorating on the inside?
Whoops, this isn’t Google
@snackpack02 That comment made my life whole.
@schroscat want to play a game?
@snackpack02 An actual game, or is this a movie reference?
@tuty143 they will have people to answer the phone at 12 I believe. Plus when it’s 12 o’clock your time it’s 1 o’clock in Boston so lunch will be over!
@flautamagica I accounted for the time difference. My lunch period is at 11 lol so it will be 12 there haha
actually everybody can join in. The game is basically called: one line story. Each person is allowed one line at a time and in order to post again, you have to wait for someone to say a line.
I will start:
“Jerry wakes up to his alarm ringing, which signifies his first day of highschool.”
@tuty143 oh okay but regardless they will have people there!
Jerry decides to have pancakes for breakfast.
Walking to the kitchen, he sees the most ridiculous thing waiting on the kitchen counter.
A piece of poop. A turd that his cat had laid for him the night before. (lol sorry)
He says the cat’s name under his breath. “Schrö”
Jerry ponders the situation for a moment; he then gets a fantastic idea.
Throwing some clothes on, he heads into the cold outdoors.
Gets the neighbor’s dog
He puts the dog on a diamond-encrusted leash, and drags poor old Bernard to the kitchen, now pungent of cat feces.
I leave for an hour or so and come back to a dog on a diamond leash being dragged somewhere smelling of cat poop
He scares Schrö by having Bernard bark at him. He then calls it even.