<p>I was wondering if I have a chance at Harvord. I have a 2.7 GPA but 4.0 weighted (using the swagtastic system). But I am in the possession of copious amounts of swag. I have pored over research and found that Harvard had a vast Swag deficiency so I was wondering if my large amount of swag would be enough. I did great on my SATs (Swag Assessment Tests). </p>
<p>Blunt Rolling: 8.00 seconds
Working at Mcdonalds: I could take an order in 7.6 seconds
Drive bye shootings: 8.00 dead. Don't tell anyone but I did a walk by shooting because gas is hella expensive. </p>
<p>Awards: I won the YSR award for being the person who could insert the words yolo swag and ratchet the most times into the same sentence. </p>
<p>Also I was in Competitive Pot Smoking but I lost because I forgot what I was doing</p>
<p>So do I have a chance at Harvord?</p>
<p>I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.</p>
<p>I do, I get to read fabulous forum posts like this one. Pure gold.</p>
<p>You, my friend, have just won the internetz.</p>
<p>There’s far too little humor on CC so the attempt is appreciated. BTW 8 seconds rolling would be appreciated at Berkley if the Harvard thing don’t pan out.</p>
<p>I believe he is headed for Reed or Deep Springs…too smart for Berkeley…</p>
<p>you cant get in… you have competition sorry bro… im rollin them in 4.2 seconds.</p>
<p>No way man. 4.2? Dats like the times of professional stoners. Was your pot nicely packed? I took a class in it but instead of practicin we wuld jus roll one, smoke it, and forget what we were suppose do be doin. Lulz.</p>
<p>apply to harvard with those same ecs and see what happens</p>
<p>Thanks for the laughs.</p>
<p>Honestly dude you’re so great. This is such a great satire on all the people on CC listing their activities and grades to get “chanced” by users they don’t even know. I love this so much haha.</p>
<p>I understand Reed offers a major in Marijuana and its implications for Self, Culture, and Society along with a sister major called Hashish for Human Being and Citizen…applying to wrong school dude.</p>
<p>…by the way, these are considered the toughest majors since no one to this date has graduated with a GPA higher than 1.9…because it requires a lot of time consuming intensive primary sources and experiences…</p>
<p>Is the Drugs major hard? Because after my first blunt I forget what I’m doing. And during my LSD class I’m just like HOLY CRAP DRAGONS!!! So pretty colors…</p>
<p>Also I did well in my Black People on Facebook class. For our final we had to make a facebook account like a black person and I did so well. I </p>
<ol>
<li>Made my name: SHANAYNAYMAURYLIEDIKNOWHEDABABYSFATHA</li>
<li>I posted about how all white people be crackers. I don’t have any white friends so i be cracka-lackin. </li>
<li>I posted the time, date, and location of where me and my homies were going to smoke weed. Some how the cops found us. </li>
<li>I called all my friends the n word and made racist comments. But its ok because I’m black. </li>
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<p>Are there any majors that are related to stuff like this?</p>
<p>I knew kids who took an order in 6.9 seconds. They’re only 15. Sorry :/</p>
<p>I woulda had mor practice but I accidentally gave a kid a joint instead of a my little pony toy and was fired.</p>
<p>Why wuld jew say that? U R probably just jealous of my massive amounts of swag.</p>
<p>Oh no! you were doing so well (then the facebook thing). Oh well another comic bites the dust. Back to community college for you, man!</p>
<p>Yeah, the black people Facebook thing was kinda…much…</p>
<p>Ya. I lied I never took a Black people on facebook class. Lol. You guyz thot that was a class? U must be very stupud. I just added it so that people would say i culd get into Harvord. I felt like me talking about my skills in the drug area were getting repetitive. Idk why I added that. It was the post of someone wit lowor intellact and bad spellin who would have no chance of gettin into harvord.</p>