<p>That's because you've studied logic too long and became a shell of your former self. You have become a machine incapable of the emotions that make you human! Flirting is....an expression of the creative feelings of the soul, the emotions that god wanted us to have when he gave us the option, to eat or not to eat the apple.</p>
<p>Ummm, so express the creative feelings of the soul without a girlfriend?</p>