<p>I swear this is real.. I have a severe fear of strawberries (Fragariaphobia).</p>
<p>I think I should be okay... I have no meal plan. I'll cook my own food...what are some other precautions I should take
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<p>Don’t buy the “Penny Lane” album.</p>
<p>Ohhh! If I hear that song, I get extreme anxiety…Thanks for the pointer</p>
<p>Why? Are you afraid those little black things in the pores are actually needles that will shoot out when you bite into it? Or are you afraid you’ll bite into one and it’ll be full of squirmy, slimy maggots?</p>
<p>hmm, well, there’s more. I wasn’t gonna say it, but you guys are so wonderful! You’ve earned my trust and ur like my family now. Well, I’m also afraID of people who are afraid of clowns… so I’m always dressed up as a clown. 5 years ago some meanie dressed up as a clown too, a strawberry themed clown. It put me in the hospital for a week. I’m afraid of that happening again… Most of all, I am worried my frear of strawberries might impact my social life.</p>
<p>LOL n/m good luck with that.</p>
<p>ahh nope, it began with strawberry shortcake, I used to love that cartoon. But one day,I fell in love with her. well, I had a dream where she threatened to kill me. strawbwrrys are an omen that the end is near.</p>
<p>what’s up kollegekid</p>
<p>■■■■■. Major ■■■■■!!!</p>
<p>If you’re not ■■■■■■■■, don’t worry about college cafeteria food. Strawberries are far too expensive to show up.</p>
<p>^As a fellow eater at Annenberg, I think you may be right… :(</p>
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<p>Thank you! That means a lot to me.</p>
<p>Don’t you find that if you dress up as a clown you run into more people who are afraid of clowns, because if you weren’t dressed up as a clown then you most likely wouldn’t even know they were afraid of clowns.</p>
<p>Well I dress up as a clown (I’ve been going for the scary clown look recently)… it allows me to spot the clown phobics right away. I’m afraid of not knowing if someone fears clowns… they’re psychos :)</p>
<p>Oh… that makes so much more sense. AND OMG, YOU WOULD HAVE CRIED THIS MORNING, THERE WAS A STRAWBERRY IN WITH THE GRAPES AT BREAKFAST, I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HE CAME FROM.</p>
<p>yeah, if that had happened to me… I’d be dead now. guess what? I also had a crush on Blueberry Muffin.</p>