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<p>Ok guys, here's the deal: my AP Chemistry class wants to do a t-shirt with an awesome quote, because we have a wee little rivalry with the AP Bio class which already has an awesomely witty quote (We study life, so we don't have one.).
Anyone have a funny/nerdy-funny chemistry quote?</p>

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<p>that is pretty dumb. but maybe "ban dihydrogen monoxide...it kills people" (...drowning)</p>

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<p>i wish i could help, but im an ap bio kid</p>

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<p><a href="http://library.thinkquest.org/19957/gather/chemjokesbody.html%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://library.thinkquest.org/19957/gather/chemjokesbody.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

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<p>"what's the matter"</p>

<p>or some variation thereof</p>

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<p>to add on to SallyBowles:</p>

<p>"what's the matter?"
"everything"</p>

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<p>I call mine electrons. Baby, they're always excited.</p>