Help with Tisch Studio Discriptions

College Majors Theater/Drama Majors
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<p>Can anyone help me to find a post on CC in which the different studios were described by a tisch student, and done so with some humor. It might have been a couple years back and was followed by a post that used the "how many____ (fill in the studio name) students does it take to change a light bulb?" I have been searching for it all day and can't seem to find it. I must admit that I am a little incompetent with the CC sight so I may just need to use a search engine that I am not familiar with. My D is still waiting eagerly her studio assignment. Has anyone heard anything more regarding these. One post said by email no later then tomorrow.</p>

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<p>Ah the light bulb jokes!
How many Strasberg students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

  • I touched a light bulb once and it felt warm.
    OR
    -My father beat we a light bulb once.
    OR
    -Nothing, they just sit underneath it and cry.</p>

<p>How many Adler students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

  • I am the light bulb.</p>

<p>How many Meisner students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

  • How many Meisner students does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many Meisner students does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many Meisner students does it take to screw in a light bulb?</p>

<p>How many Atlantic students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

  • Eff you and your eff-ing light bulb.</p>

<p>How many CAP21 students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

  • I don’t do tech.</p>

<p>How many Stonestreet students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

  • It’s not about the light bulb.</p>

<p>How many Experimental Theater Wing students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

  • Purple.</p>

<p>How many Playwrights Horizons kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

  • 5: 1 to design a lightbulb, 1 to write a script about a lightbulb, 1 to direct the screwing in of the lightbulb, 1 to actually screw in the lightbulb, and 1 to run around naked saying that they’re better than ETW.</p>

<p>I think this is what you were looking for… gotten off my post from the tisch drama facebook group last year, with additions from current and past students too :)</p>

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<p><a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/theater-drama-majors/798491-various-tisch-studios.html?highlight=lightbulb[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/theater-drama-majors/798491-various-tisch-studios.html?highlight=lightbulb&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>How many Tech Track students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-It’s called a lamp you a<strong>h</strong>*.</p>