Here to Help

<p>I am here today to help you with the college process...since I am bored. Any essays for college or class, any lower level math worksheets/problems, anything else w/e..i will look at. I would love to massacre your essays with my marker and scan them and email them to you. I'm in a nice mood. Anyone want help with anything?</p>

<p>lol sorry logistics...i'd love to give you something to do, but I have nothing for school this weekend, save a couple of spanish sentences that won't even be graded.</p>

<p>I'm sure someone else would be happy to take advantage your services, however.</p>

<p>Ziggy, nobody wants his "services"...</p>

<p>I will rape your essay with my marker and suggestions.</p>

<p>lol lablondie.</p>

<p>As long as you don't rape Martha.</p>

<p>Martha has an amnesty card...you on the other hand.....</p>

<p>wow...so we've gone from hw help to rape...that's always good.</p>

<p>on the other hand, lablondie is uber hott, so i really couldn't blame you.</p>

<p>You don't even know me.</p>

<p>well no one wants hw help....and labla brings it upon herself</p>

<p>Yes she does. Of course, I only mentioned services, you mentioned rape.</p>

<p>Oh..so do you need help with algebra and/or lit essay/analysis..those would be my services. My "services" however are quite different.</p>

<p>Ziggy knows all.</p>

<p>We really do need to post pictures of ourselves on here. But I have some suspicion in logisticslord's identity...</p>

<p>You will get to know lablondie even better when you learn about her in our course on search/sleuth skills...:) She loves being the class lab rat.</p>

<p>And honestly, what kind of suspicion?</p>

<p>When she shows up at class...</p>

<p>Why do I think of dirtiness all of a sudden? Search/Sleuth skills... <em>shudders</em></p>

<p>lol that's right lablondie, i sit behind you in first period CC-onomics.</p>

<p>Oh, no, it is merely a class lesson, that counts towards a test..and we don't need her there to complete it :)</p>

<p>and honestly, i must know, what do you suspect of my identity??</p>

<p>Child molester...undercover cop... undercover admissions officer, who knows. Say, how long have you been on here today?</p>