Hidden Gems: Lesser-known Prep Schools

<p>Westminster. My son lived in the only dorm that freshman boys live in. That being said, there are also sophomores that are mixed in the dorm. This past year he lived in a different dorm that was totally mixed classes which he loved (all except freshmen). As a freshman he had friends in every grade and was very sad when graduation came and some of his friends graduated There does not seem to be a “gap”. ops, I do not know if you are looking for a daughter or son. My son has played 4ths soccer (which does play other schools). I think football is Varsity and JV (with few cuts)…I can ask him more if you would like. My daughter will be a freshman in the fall so I will find out more about the girl situation then. She loved her revisit day and felt very welcome. </p>

<p>Most of the dorm rooms are doubles. The course selection is like you said…pretty structures with a few options. My son did not take history his freshman year and took a music appreciation class. He took the history class this year. </p>

<p>Feel free to ask anything else…I can also get him to answer questions for you. he is very happy there and we love it!!</p>

<p>Asheville School</p>

<p>(drmaQueen) My Dau is attending Asheville School… rising 6th form… it’s been a great experience.
Rigorous academics… Tight community… Beautiful campus.</p>

<p>Berkshire School MA
Berkshire School
nestled into the base of a mountain, has a fantastic “mountain program” that takes advantage of the natural setting of the school (including a maple syrup corporation, back country skills, rock climbing, mountain biking, etc.). Big into sustainability. Excellent advanced math/science research program (2 Intel semi-finalists in last two years) and a new math-science building will be ready in late 2012. Strong ice hockey program. Smallish size–just under 400 students. Genuinely nice feel to the school; the Head and faculty seem to care very much about the whole child.</p>

<p>Blair Academy NJ
Welcome to Blair Academy
Blairstown, northwest NJ close to Appalachian Trail and Delaware Water Gap)
Welcome to Blair Academy Beautiful hilltop campus with most buildings and athletic facilities new or recently renovated. Challenging academics for academically talented students. Good college matriculation. Many leadership opportunities. They have a range of students and offer a range to courses. Faculty/student relationships are very close. The faculty sits down to discuss every student 5 times a year.
While founded in 1848, this school used to be run by Presbyterian ministers whose agenda was different from many boarding schools. Around 30 or so years ago, the school was restructured to a standard board of trustees. The trustees hired a great Headmaster who has been there for more than 20 years. I think 3 of the trustees are among the Forbes 400. Changes were made to how the school operates, and an ambitious plan was launched to upgrade or build new facilities which just finished. It is an up and coming school now. Most parents love the school. Last year there was 81% participation in the Parents Fund, which is an impressive record.</p>

<p>Brooks School MA
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N. Andover, MA. On a lake. Top notch facilities, great study abroad programs, prestigious internships in the Boston tech/medical sectors.</p>

<p>Chatham Hall
Chatham Hall | A Virginia Girls Boarding School
All girls–80% boarding
Beautiful campus in rural Chatham, Virginia.
Strong international influence.
Rigorous academics & athletics
Strong honor code
Large endowment & scholarship program</p>

<p>Colorado Rocky Mountain School CO
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An amazing little school in an even more amazing setting. No boarding school has a view like it! Only 20 miles north of Aspen, the potential for skiing and outdoor adventure is unique among boarding schools. The curriculum/faculty is strong (attracts outdoorsy teachers). My youngest sister graduated in 2006 and had an extraordinary experience…she even moved back to Carbondale after college! A very neat school for kids looking for a different experience from the norm but still looking for great academics and a warm community.</p>

<p>Culver Academies IN
Culver Academies
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well known in the midwest, less so in the east - good size, great academics, sports, and arts - 20% international students - fully integrated humanities curriculum (english + history), working on increasing the interaction between the science and math departments, block system has given my student the time to dig deeply into subjects. Horsemanship program for both boys and girls (costs extra if you want to do it, but it’s there). Each dorm has a full time counselor in addition to dorm parent, serving as the primary advisor to the student and hand-holder to the parent. Leadership program: Military for the boys, Prefect system for the girls. The leadership program is real, backed up with curriculum and practical experience. The parts of the leadership program that my student talks about - taking direction from your peers, giving directions to your peers (including your friends), interviewing for the higher positions, responsibility for finishing a job - strike me as things that will translate pretty well to the workplace. Beautiful lake-front campus, and big support from alumni.</p>

<p>Emma Willard School
Troy, NY</p>

<p>(emjay805) I think a great school that would qualify as a hidden gem is Emma Willard School. I think the fact that it’s not in Connecticut or Massachusetts like the majority of all-girls schools, it’s great faculty-student relationships, architecture, and student population make it a great school and it’s sad that not many students have heard of it.
It’s a great school that doesn’t have the type of snob feel that many other boarding schools do have around it. It’s like the “low-key” boarding school if I were to categorize it, not in it’s academics, but in the fact that the student population is so diverse, ethnically and socioeconomically and the students enjoy that.</p>

<p>Episcopal High School VA
Episcopal High School
DC Metro Area
Great close-knit community because it is 100% boarding and is right across the Potomac from Washington, D.C. Every Wednesday afternoon, the kids go into Washington for cultural experiences - no extra fees. I think when I visited they had just watched Cirque du Soleil. The campus is gorgeous with a new arts and athletic center they just built. For senior year, many of the students have internships with people in Washington for first-hand experience. The teachers and staff are very caring and the classes are small yet rigorous The school is putting tremendous focus on expanding their applicant pool into New England, so expect acceptance rate to go down in the future.
430 students in the school, but no one slips through the cracks. Formal dress for class and sit-down lunches plus assembly chapel 3x week, and students take the honor code seriously. Strong visual arts programs (especially digital arts and ceramics), strong foreign languages including a SYA option which sends students to italy, France, Spain or Austria. School spirit is really strong, and many of the athletic teams are contenders year after year. Kids there are really happy and love their school.</p>

<p>Governor’s Academy MA
The Governor’s Academy
Under-recognized medium sized school. Oldest BS in operation. State of the art facilities. Dorms are smaller and intimate (i.e. fewer students per building). Supportive FA for middle class families, strong dedicated support for international students including English as Second Language. Has an international exchange program. Highly supportive of students and families. Parent participation is highly encouraged. Students are a name not a number and don’t get “lost” in the system. Is not a “sink or swim” experience. Rigor is strong enough for top schools.</p>

<p>The Hill School (Pottstown PA)
The Hill was founded in 1851. It provides a unique family learning experience for the college bound student. Virtually all Hill faculty members live in residence halls with the students. Students have a great degree of interaction with faculty at meals and in the residence halls. Hill has a more formal dress code and a formal seated lunch every day. The entire student body has lunch together in the Dining Hall with faculty advisors at each table. The Hill is 76%/24% boarding/day students. Students come from 27 states and 20 foreign countries. Students matriculate at the top colleges in the country. Hill is a member of the Mid-Atlantic Prep League. The website is The Hill School- private college preparatory boarding school in Pottstown, Pennsylvania</p>

<p>Holderness school (Plymouth NH)
Holderness is the most welcoming campus we visited this year; everywhere we went people were saying hello to us and asking if we liked it. The school has an excellent ski/snowboard program but isnt just about athletics unlike other ski academys. On revisit day I was paired with a girl from my town and middle school who was extremely kind and willing to answer all my questions. The campus is gorgeous and they are currently building two new dorms for the upcoming school year so it’s an 8:1 student-faculty ratio.
Indian Springs School AL
Co-educational 8th through 12th grade school focused on intense academics with small class sizes. Although a small school (270) there is considerable depth in math, AP courses, and 90% of faculty with advanced degrees. ISS is able to seek resources and individual programming to meet the needs and interests of the students. Nearly 50% sing in the school choir. 30% boarding, 2010 SAT average 1970. Provides merit scholarships.</p>

<p>Memphis University School** TN
7-12
all-male, traditional prep school that produces many of the people who run the South. FedEx CEO, Autozone CEO, Paypal Co-Founder, etc…</p>

<p>Millbrook School NY
Millbrook School ~ Millbrook School, a coeducational boarding school in Millbrook, NY
~ Millbrook School, a coeducational boarding school in Millbrook, NY
Let me put it like this - their physics teacher went to Cambridge, they’ve had the same headmaster for 20 years, and they have a campus zoo! Almost the entire campus was renovated in 2008, and their facilities rival that of nearby Hotchkiss and Kent.
I was also pleasantly surprised by how warm the student body was, and how everyone seemed to LOVE Millbrook. I would recommend it to everyone! This school is really serious about community service and works hard to be more green and sustainable. Kids who would get lost at a bigger school often thrive under all the personal atterntion here.</p>

<p>Northfield Mount Hermon MA
Home | Northfield Mount Hermon
HUGE campus, very progressive educational philosophy; Head, Heart & Hand. Exceptional website and promotional materials. Strong emphasis on the arts, international education (both in terms of study abroad programs & the % of internationals in the students body). PGs–strong in many athletics, competes against HADES schools and the other large prep schools like Lville, etc.</p>

<p>Pomfret CT
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Beautiful rural campus, yet close to Boston, Providence, Hartford. Strong Athletics & academics. Great community feel. Unique Digital Arts programs, and significant commitment to the arts in education. Incoming Head a longtime Dean at St. George’s and an Andover fac brat from childhood. Highly regarded.</p>

<p>Peddie School NJ
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NJ A low-acceptance school with awesome academics and sports, yet not “snobby”. For the academics, they have an unrivaled science center (in my opinion) with a DNA splicing lab, and teachers with life experiences that many will never get. Math, history, English, and language courses are great as well. For sports, they are also great (their crew, basketball, and swimming win constant awards). Their matriculation includes Ivies, GW, Georgetown, etc.</p>

<p>Randolph-Macon Academy VA
S is a junior boarder at the co-ed Randolph-Macon Academy (R-MA) and has had more opportunities than I ever dreamed. First, the academics have been top-notch. S has discovered a love of anatomy through his terrific anatomy teacher. When S first enrolled at R-MA, he absolutely hated studying a foreign language and now is completing his fourth year (at a college level course) and has persuaded his class to continue with a fifth year. School has many AP (and Honors) courses, so cirriculum is about as rigorous as you want to make it.</p>

<p>Leadership is very important, as R-MA has a Jr. Air Force ROTC program. S is in a leadership position where he is responsible for a “flight” of boys. I think it gives him a taste of what it’s like to be a parent in that he performs room inspections and counsels boys on behavior.</p>

<p>R-MA is a small school, class size ranges from 8-15 students. S has played varisty football (only started at R-MA), run track, participated in an exchange program with students from a “sister” school in England, and is now learning to fly a plane. </p>

<p>I think best of all is that he’s learned to appreciate the wisdom of adults. R-MA has a mentoring program, plus he’s really connected with many of his teachers. Price-wise, I haven’t done a lot of comparison, but for tuition, room and board it runs around $30K/year. (2011)</p>

<p>St. Andrew’s School, Delaware
Ops wrote: SAS advocate here and willing to answer to the best of my abilities any questions from a parent’s perspective. My family was traditionally all NE boarding schools and it wasn’t until I learned that my father in-law attended SAS did I even hear of the school. I started checking the school’s website two years before my oldest could apply. The more I read, the more impressed I became with the school. Someone once remarked to me “anyone who knows anything about boarding schools, knows about St. Andrew’s”. I’ve seen and experienced so much of the boarding school scene but I have never witnessed such cohesiveness between the student body and the faculty that I have seen at St. Andrew’s. The academics certainly are challenging and their college matriculation list speaks for itself. Tad Roach is the epitome of a headmaster, an educator, leader, thinker, writer. St. Andrew’s is a quite little gem that provides exceptional inspiration and challenges to the students lucky enough to attend. For those looking for a small excellent boarding school, I strongly recommend St. Andrew’s School. Please check out the website and the new admissions video. St Andrew’s School, Delaware</p>

<p>St. Marks School MA
Setting: suburban Massachusetts, near Boston and Cambridge.
Size: 335
80% boarding, 20% day
Languages, Classical and Modern: Latin, Greek, French, German, Spanish, Chinese (starting in Sept., 2011)
Affiliated with the Episcopalian church. Saturday classes. “Neat casual” dress code. Financial aid awarded upon the basis of need. Admissions decisions are made separately from financial aid decisions.
Saint Mark’s School, Southborough, MA</p>

<p>Solebury School PA
Solebury School: Home
7-12
A small, quirky, homey progressive school for self-directed kids who are interested in social justice. Although it doesn’t have the fanciest facilities, there has been recent construction to update and improve the campus, and many of the teachers have been there for a long time. A true hidden gem, the school’s theater teacher used to be the head of theater at NYU and Lakers center Andrew Bynum also attended the school.</p>

<p>Tabor Academy MA
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Gorgeous campus, right on the water. Outstanding marine biology program.</p>

<p>Taft School CT
The Taft School
Medium sized, academically competitive school. Long term headmasters (i.e. low turnover) Good financial stewardship (according to charity navigator) and healthy endowment. Good FA consideration for middle class families. Consortium school for SYA. State of the Arts gym, science and math facilities. Large library. Strong Arts program (dance, visual arts, performance arts, digital/video). Routinely schedules travel for students (and parents) out of the country. In the last year, took 35 students to South Africa, 70 students (dance, jazz and chamber music) to the Czech Republic. Choir touring Italy over the summer, Video student travel world to shoot independent film each summer. Best asset - every parent and student is a name not a number. Every staff member knows every student and no one gets “lost in the system.” When you call for information, you’re treated like one of the “family” (not a donor). Proactive with student intervention. IS NOT a sink or swim school. Lives up to its reputation “Taft takes care of its own.”</p>

<p>Thacher School CA
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240 students, especially close, happy & healthy community, school code is “lived” everywhere and everyday: Honor, Fairness, Kindness & Truth // a culture and love of learning with outstanding professors (70% + with advanced degrees) and incredibly close student-faculty relationships // unique and celebrated connection between the classroom and the natural world including the horse program (the only one of its kind in the U.S.), extended camping trips, adventuring of all sorts // fantastic, inclusive sports with routine regional and state achievement and huge emphasis on sportsmanship // stunning 400+ acre, southern California campus in Ojai, CA (photographed to represent Shangri-La in the 1939 movie, The Lost Horizon) at the base of the Topa Topa mountains, nestled among orange and avocado groves, the smells of chaparral, orange blossoms, lemon, lavender and sage, stunning views, exceptional weather // top-notch college admissions (Ivy + LAC + Stanford/MIT + other great schools), admission rate <20%, highest yield of any boarding school or college in the U.S. 80% - 83%.</p>

<p>Tilton
Tilton, NH
A friend of ours found Tilton to be a great find for a small school, 300 students. It’s a few miles north of Concord in NH. The campus is in the town of Tilton which is great for the students to walk to. They built new academic buildings in 07. The campus has a mix of grand old and modern. Kids seem very happy there. They also have a diverse international student population.</p>

<p>Trinity-Pawling School NY
Trinity Pawling
Pawling, NY
Traditional Boys school known for athletics and program for students with learning disabilities. What’s less known is that the school limits the number of LD students to no more than 20% of the school population. Students run the gamut of academic ability; some go on to top LACs and occasionally the Ivies, some head for vocational training. Strong sense of school spirit, beautiful campus.</p>

<p>United World Colleges International
UWC | UWC
International collection of very hidden gems. Only one of them is in the US, but all of them are multinational. UWC - UWC-USA | UWC. At Brown University there a lot of students who went to these high schools, (who are fiercely loyal to the schools). In part there are a lot of students at Brown from UWC because they are very well prepared, and in part because there apparently are some form of full scholarships to Brown for UWC grads who are qualified.</p>

<p>Western Reserve Academy OH
Western Reserve Academy
Great school in Hudson, OH. It is between Akron and Cleveland. Beautiful town. Campus looks like small college.From its Website: Founded in 1826 as a preparatory school for Western Reserve College, Western Reserve Academy is one of the oldest boarding schools in the nation and the premier school of its kind in the Midwest. WRA offers a challenging curriculum that prepares our 390 students for future academic success - and for leading purposeful, fulfilling lives. Attending WRA is a transformational experience, where students learn to strive for excellence, live with integrity and act with compassion.</p>

<p>Westminster School CT
This has always been fine school with outstanding facilities (the theatre is a jewel; there is an incredible squash pavillion, swimming pool and playing fields) save for the academic building (where most classes were held), which had been somewhat cramped, dated and overlooked in the school’s recent development.</p>

<p>That has all changed now with the recently opened “Academic Center”, a breathtaking and expansive building that has brought into line that most essential element of a school – its academics! An expanded libray is incorporated into one of the center’s wings. Applicant’s are going to be very attracted to this school! More developments include possibly building a new dining hall on the site of the old academic building.</p>

<p>Bill Phillip is the new headmaster, replacing Graham Cole who did much to strengthen Westminster’s quality and image – one that had been pretty, damn good to begin with – and whose legacy includes guiding through the new academic center’s completion, from start to finish. Mr. Phillip will, no doubt, continue the upward trajectory.</p>

<p>Grab this school while you can!</p>

<p>Westtown School
Westtown School: Home</p>

<p>I was glad to see Westtown restored to the list. I am the graduate of public schools, my kids are public school (except when living abroad) educated. Private school is not in our price zone and we are fortunate to have access to excellent public schools.</p>

<p>HOWEVER, I have a friend who teaches at Westtown and has taught at several of the better known prep schools. We have visited Westtown and felt sad that it is beyond the reach for our daughter financially although she is an excellent student. It is one of the most beautiful campuses I have ever seen. The kids are uniformly friendly and respectful to teachers and visitors.</p>

<p>Our friend thinks that Westtown is the best school he has taught at because:

  1. truly intellectual environment.
  2. quaker values and traditions.
  3. the kids are kind, respectful and fun…unlike his experience at some of the schools that are not “hidden” gems (but have been brought up ad naseum on this forum) where he found there was too frequently a culture of cut-throat competition, arrogance and entitlement.</p>

<p>Westover School CT
Westover School
All girls prestigous boarding school in Central-West CT. WISE (Women in Science and Engineering) Program and strong Dance/Arts (Manhattan School of Arts Program).
Beautiful Campus, Strong endowment. Excellent Integration of Day students and warm environment for 200 girls</p>

<p>Williston Northampton School MA
The Williston Northampton School
Easthampton, MA
Like a college campus, virtually adjacent to the small town of Easthampton.</p>

<p>Woodberry Forest
(yan19454) My son went to Woodberry Forest school. caring faculties , devoted parents, tight community. If you google woodberry forest football game, you will know what I mean.</p>

<p>Worcester Academy MA
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6-12
Worcester, MA is a day/boarding school, very unique urban setting, diverse student body, excellent sports,arts, fabulous leadership and extracurricular ops. Its We the People team has won state competition two years in row and they are off to nationals. Its Math team has won state comp 5 of 6 yrs in row and are going for 7th. Great place for all kinds of kids.
Unique boarding and day school in Central Mass. Check it out! Rigorous academics, long tradition of athletics, wonderful arts programs. Warm, welcoming, diverse community.</p>

<p>Wyoming Seminary
Wyoming Seminary College Preparatory School
Preschool to 12
My son is attending Wyoming Seminary in September. He received a tuition scholarship to attend.
Seminary is located in Kingston, Pa and is a small boarding program of 200 students+day= 400 students. Traditional program, very old school. Strong in athletics (football, ice hockey, women’s field hockey, lacrosse). Also very strong program in theatre arts with new arts building under construction. 20% international students.</p>

<p>School nickname is “Sem”</p>

<p>Thank you Tonextyear & Periwinkle. Have some friends who have the school on their radar screen and trying to get them to use CC.</p>

<p>What about adding Stevenson on Pebble Beach to the list, hm?</p>

<p>Any thoughts on Brooks, Holderness and Proctor. I am in advanced math 90 total average 91 in school. Ace history and music. Play hockey but definitely the intellectual type interested in everything/ thanks</p>

<p>I’m a new sophomore at Holderness and I looked at Proctor and Suffield before choosing Holderness. The staff and students are really welcoming and I really liked the balance between sports and academics, they change the schedule in the winter to accommodate winter sports which is really nice. I didn’t really click with Proctor but it’s still a nice school, Suffield was my second choice (Holderness was first) and I was waitlisted. Definitely look at all three for a wide variety of academics and athletics.</p>

<p>I looked into Salem Academy Peddie Blair Miss Porter’s Purnell and Saint Mary’s. I decided against Purnell because overall it seemed unprofessional. When i went to apply online for the school, it redirected me to the Rutgers Prep website which automatically took it off the list. I decided against Salem Academy because my sister had an awful experience there and because it seemed like a school that wasn’t too driven by academics and if your family had money then your chances were just as great to be accepted as a well educated girl. Also, Salem’s college turnout was not very great. The majority of the girls from this school stayed extermely local and almost all went to Appalachian State which is perfectly fine just not for me. Miss Porter’s was my sister’s number one choice and I was terribly devastated when i learned that I was waitlisted. However, when I visited Peddie School, my mother and I were given the opportunity to speak with a woman who had attended Porter’s when she was young. She went on and on about how terrible the experience was and that she felt that Peddie was a far better place than Miss Porter’s. After hearing this, I had my name removed off the list and decided that Peddie was a better fit for me than Blair. I have nothing negative to say about Blair because I really have no knowledge of the school past what they show on the website. I hope I helped :slight_smile: PM me with any questions regarding Peddie or even Salem Academy. I have lots of access to information regarding the two schools</p>

<p><a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/prep-school-admissions/1173914-boarding-schools-fall-11-openings.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/prep-school-admissions/1173914-boarding-schools-fall-11-openings.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>Stevenson School. Pebble Beach, CA. Right on the beach, (like literally). Have a family friend who went there, and he said it was one of the most rewarding experiences he ever had. It looks gorgeous from the website, and it seems pretty sweet. The Rosen Family Center looks gorgeous and it was recently opened (in 2003?). Worth checking out, even if it’s not in NE. Other great schools are Cate and Thacher in CA.</p>

<p>Stevenson could really be a hidden gem for the right student. I just went on its website and was impressed with the virtual tour of the facilities. For anyone that values recreation on the Pacific, this is the place to be.</p>

<p>However, with SSATs on average at 67 %tile, and only 20% FA and with a 42% selectivity rating (source: Boarding School Review), and with its highest matriculation to USC, it tells me it may draw from more well to do families who are not looking for the most academically rigorous program.</p>

<p>It’s self-stated philosophy, is that it’s for the student who can take charge of his own education and that paraphrasing, “academics” isn’t the top priority.</p>

<p>Like everything else, we discuss here, fit may be everything. For the right student who can take charge of his education and make use of the resources, it could work out. I couldn’t pick a lovlier campus though. This one in that category may well take the prize. I want to go.</p>

<p>Anyone know anything about Linden Hall School in PA near Lancaster? All-girls with really high SAT scores but… not much else.</p>

<p>I heard that Taft could possibly be starting an astrobiology course. It’s kinda iffy, though. Definitely not definite.</p>

<p>Just a jolly and gentle reminder that the purpose of this thread is to relate positive things about schools you are personally familiar with. Schools that don’t already have zillions of positive threads and kids drooling over the prospect of being admitted can use an accurate picture from someone who has actually been there and experienced the culture. There are plenty of threads for snarking about selectivity and college matriculation, and plenty of places to flaunt your feelings of superiority. I hope those threads satisfy that need for people who believe that those two things tell the full story about a school. I actually believe that any school that rejects more applicants than it accepts has the right to be considered selective, including Stevenson at–Gasp!–42% acceptance rate. Not every bright, academically motivated kid wants to go to Harvard. Plenty do, but not all, Especially once you leave the New England college snob bubble.</p>

<p>In a side note, I just learned that two of my former colleagues now work at Stevenson. They’re both fantastic folks, and it speaks well for the school that it scooped up these two stellar individuals.</p>

<p>I know Linden Hall has a horseback riding program…</p>

<p>If this is about prep schools, not particularly boarding schools, could we include day schools?</p>

<p><em>bump</em> this years applicants should also see this list</p>

<p>Linden Hall is an all girls school with classes from grade 5 through 12. There are about 240 students and 150 boarders most of whom are Asian with a few Mexicans and other nationalities. Most of the Asians and other foreign students do not speak English or speak it very poorly so translators are needed in meetings. Only about 5% to 10% of full time boarders are native English speaking Americans so dorm and campus life is not very interactive. Academics are OK but very limited selections of courses. Beware, because they do not tell you about the student composition!</p>

<p>I just received an email blast from NMH with a link to their online view book. The front photo is 4 students one of whom (a girl) is wearing a t shirt that says “***** Please”.</p>

<p>Really?</p>

<p>That would be a word that starts with a b and ends with an itch.</p>

<p>LOL, gasp!</p>