High School Forum Spam

<p>Oh come on BM1. Remember, I've been in cross-country and cross-country skiing since 7th grade, I so have a bias TOWARD skinny guys. Besides, Martha and I had a discussion (on some random thread in the cafe a bit ago) about what body type on guys is hottest. I so prefer the skier, lean look. </p>

<p>Skiers=hot, depending on how hot you are already, up to 2 points on the "Hanna Hottness Scale" may be added to you ranking, just by being a (good) skier.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Jake%20Gyllenhaal%20-%201%20-%20300%20-%20Jarhead.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Jake%20Gyllenhaal%20-%201%20-%20300%20-%20Jarhead.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>this is the definition of an attractive guy</p>

<p>thats face!!!.,.... we are talking about body lol</p>

<p>I think he is cute...</p>

<p>Jake and Heath in Brokeback Mountain...I need to go finish that movie.</p>

<p>I prefer the QB type... no linebackers, no kickers. happy medium.</p>

<p>and lablondie's right about the skiers-- there's this one...</p>

<p>Again, I like my quasi-crazy rugged guys...with a little facial hair.</p>

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I so have a bias TOWARD skinny guys

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in a good way or bad way :confused:</p>

<p>I just saw Ice Age 2: The Meltdown, you guys seriously ned to watch that funny movie its totally shocking and better than the 1st one.. i really want to spoil it but i wont</p>

<p><a href="http://www.iballer.com/wallpaper/celebs/d_g/gyllenhaal/images/gyllenhaal7_800x600_jpg.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.iballer.com/wallpaper/celebs/d_g/gyllenhaal/images/gyllenhaal7_800x600_jpg.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>He's hypnotizing me.</p>

<p>chenboi, I actually want to go see that movie...but to find the time.</p>

<p>To Martha:</p>

<p>FORBIDDEN!!!</p>

<p>Its a great movie.</p>

<p>are we at the discussion of rugged versus metro look again? ;)</p>

<p>haha, forbidden from what?</p>

<p>It looks funny...but IB/AP exams are right around the corner.</p>

<p>Purrli, it is one of the great mysteries of life.</p>

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<p>skiers=skinny=+2 on the "Hanna Hottness Scale" for being a skier</p>

<p>What is the Hanna Hottness Scale?</p>

<p>I like spam. So there.</p>

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<p>Hanna is my cousin, a few years ago she made a hottness scale for rating guys. It's actually very strict, and it's hard to get a high number. I have never seen anything higher than a 7 in real life. The ratings only go toward guys, because... well, girls are less likely to do numbers 8-10 (stereotypically).</p>

<p>1-<em>puke</em>
2-Not worth a glance
3-Normal
4-Worth a glance
5-Worth looking at
6-Worth staring at
7-Worth staring obsessively over
8-Worth doing
9-I would do you, without ever speaking to you, in private.
10-Take your clothes off. Now. I don't care where we are.</p>

<p>As you can see, most normal boys are 3-4, the scale is very skewed. And those are the actual ratings. If you give someone a 9, you seriously had better be shoving him a closet right now.</p>

<p>This is the main rule for Hanna's Hottness Scale:
There is no such thing as a 10.</p>

<p>Any questions?
And no boys, you never want to find out what you're rated. You will be disappointed.</p>