<p>Oh come on BM1. Remember, I've been in cross-country and cross-country skiing since 7th grade, I so have a bias TOWARD skinny guys. Besides, Martha and I had a discussion (on some random thread in the cafe a bit ago) about what body type on guys is hottest. I so prefer the skier, lean look. </p>
<p>Skiers=hot, depending on how hot you are already, up to 2 points on the "Hanna Hottness Scale" may be added to you ranking, just by being a (good) skier.</p>
<p>I just saw Ice Age 2: The Meltdown, you guys seriously ned to watch that funny movie its totally shocking and better than the 1st one.. i really want to spoil it but i wont</p>
<p>Hanna is my cousin, a few years ago she made a hottness scale for rating guys. It's actually very strict, and it's hard to get a high number. I have never seen anything higher than a 7 in real life. The ratings only go toward guys, because... well, girls are less likely to do numbers 8-10 (stereotypically).</p>
<p>1-<em>puke</em>
2-Not worth a glance
3-Normal
4-Worth a glance
5-Worth looking at
6-Worth staring at
7-Worth staring obsessively over
8-Worth doing
9-I would do you, without ever speaking to you, in private.
10-Take your clothes off. Now. I don't care where we are.</p>
<p>As you can see, most normal boys are 3-4, the scale is very skewed. And those are the actual ratings. If you give someone a 9, you seriously had better be shoving him a closet right now.</p>
<p>This is the main rule for Hanna's Hottness Scale:
There is no such thing as a 10.</p>
<p>Any questions?
And no boys, you never want to find out what you're rated. You will be disappointed.</p>