<p>I hate this movie so much that I can't even begin to describe my intense hatred!</p>
<p>I wish it would just die. It has a horrible plot line. The characters can't sing. </p>
<p>Oh hold on, I got a hilliarious email about high school musical. Let me go find it...</p>
<p>What High School Musical 2 has taught us:</p>
<ol>
<li><p>If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.</p></li>
<li><p>College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.</p></li>
<li><p>If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>4.Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.</p>
<p>5.Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.</p>
<p>6.School spirit is a must.. Especially during the summer.</p>
<ol>
<li><p>Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.</p></li>
<li><p>Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.</p></li>
<li><p>You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!</p></li>
<li><p>A guy can never wear too much bronzer.</p></li>
<li><p>Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!</p></li>
<li><p>It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!</p></li>
<li><p>It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>14.The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation</p>
<ol>
<li><p>There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.</p></li>
<li><p>Even though its the last day of school, its ok to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>17.If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a $7,000 fridge.</p>
<ol>
<li><p>Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.</p></li>
<li><p>It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.</p></li>
<li><p>If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the heck?' .</p></li>
</ol>
<p>21.You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.</p>
<ol>
<li>A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.</li>
</ol>
<p>23.'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny.
You just need to put it in to context.</p>
<p>24.One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.</p>
<ol>
<li><p>It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'back stabber'</p></li>
<li><p>Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...</p></li>
<li><p>Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>28.Iced tea from England is blue.</p>
<ol>
<li><p>Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. (gag me)</p></li>
<li><p>Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way</p></li>
</ol>
<p>31.It is okay to try to grope your girlfriend if she's leaving you, even though you guys have never kissed before.</p>
<p>32.When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down</p>
<p>33.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens.</p>
<ol>
<li>It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink
& engraved with your initials.</li>
</ol>
<p>35.If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.</p>
<ol>
<li><p>Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.</p></li>
<li><p>Don't change your friends, change your dreams.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>38.Corbin Bleu switched shampoos. Because his hair obviously did not have as much shine, bounce, or body as it did in HSM 1.</p>
<ol>
<li><p>Even though Chad danced in 'Get your head in the game', 'Status Quo' and 'What time is it', he apparently does not dance, according to the song 'I don't dance'.</p></li>
<li><p>'What team?' 'Wildcats!' 'GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' Can fix any problem.</p></li>
<li><p>Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills</p></li>
<li><p>Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely</p></li>
</ol>
<p>43.Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.</p>
