Hipster Jokes

<p>are there people who find them funny?
i think they're as annoying as hipsters themselves T.T</p>

<p>I thought hipster jokes were funny before they were mainstream.</p>

<p>only a hipster would find hipster jokes annoying.</p>

<p>LOL DFREE!</p>

<p>My Media professor last semester wore glasses, had flippy hair, wore sweater vests and ties, wore exotically colored pants, and had an overall hipstery flair.</p>

<p>I know the funniest hipster joke. You’ve probably never heard of it.</p>

<p>Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate the pizza before it was cool.</p>

<p>Ba-dum cha.</p>

<p>^ You stole mine.</p>

<p>^ That’s what I say to everyone when they listen to my music. MY MUSIC.</p>

<p>If hipsters burn their tongues because they ate pizza before it was cool, and can no longer taste anything, does that mean they have bad taste?</p>

<p>Wah Wah Waaaaaaah</p>

<p>Anyway, I was a hipster before it was cool.</p>

<p>^It’s way too mainstream to say you were hipster before it was cool.</p>

<p>It’s way too mainstream to say anything these days.</p>

<p>Soon hipsters will be too mainstream for themselves, then they will implode.</p>

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<p>Or will a new race of genetically superior super-hipsters form? These new hipsters may be resistant to the idea of “mainstream” itself, and thus will continue their campaign to destroy everything not made by Apple or Starbucks with more power than ever.</p>

<p>I like your username, silencefell. It has a nice ring to it. </p>

<p>I wore my hipster glasses today because I was bored.</p>

<p>@catchtwentythree thanks! I like yours too, but I’ve never gotten around to reading Heller :/</p>

<p>and I think all of these posts are proving my point. Maybe a better question is, who hates hipster jokes? Am I alone here?</p>

<p>I love and hate hipster jokes. They’re somewhat charming in their triteness.</p>