Honest Fraternity reviews?

<p>Title says it all. I am a frosh looking for someone to give me a honest review of all the frats on campus.</p>

<p>did you get accepted into upenn? I have very similar stats and was wondering whether i should even bother to apply.</p>

<p>St. As, Zetes, Castle, Owls = Cool, rich non-jews
Theos, OZ = Cool, rich Jews</p>

<p>PhiDelt = Relevant athletes, fun to hang out with, can be a little creepy
Sig Chi = Less relevant athletes
PiKapp, KSig, SAE, Beta = Average, well-rounded, pretty nice guys. Throw good parties and have good mixers.</p>

<p>ZBT = Nice, vaguely cool jews (except seniors, who are randomly all non-jews)
APES = Probably going to be irrelevant jews (got thrown off campus)
TEP = Super nice stoner jews; non-jew stoners who didn’t want to join Pi Lam
SAMMY = Lamer jews, gay friendly, some a little creepy</p>

<p>Skulls, Pike = Super nice fun guys, less “cool”</p>

<p>Fiji, SigEp, Phi Psi, ATO, AXP = Occasionally fun, somewhat smaller, a little dorkier, but have some parties/mixers</p>

<p>Elmos, Pi Lam = co-ed frats; hipsters</p>

<p>The rest of them aren’t really frats… more like clubs? They’re a bunch of guys who live in the same house, hang out together, but they don’t throw parties or have mixers. Do these if you’re looking to make good guy friends but not really into the party scene.</p>