<p>"if they catch you using another matress, you'll be expelled from school"
I'm sure ur parents would find the reason u were expelled to be pleasing.</p>
<p>Westow, I was being [url=<a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=facetious%5Dfacetious.%5B/url">http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=facetious]facetious.[/url</a>]</p>
<p>I hope you are too.</p>